Apologies if any similar threads pre date this one.
In replying to a comment from Ian on another thread , I mentioned the truly great Night Nurse , and that reminded me of one of my favourite quotes , and would be interested to hear other members favourites.
I remember Peter Easterby (never the most outgoing communicator) being asked about the great horse’s notorious laziness on the gallops at home. Easterby thought about it , and then responded with “he couldn’t even beat me at home”.
Dry , and to the point , but it tickled me.