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    % MAN
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    Going back to the original question – I don’t see any problem whatsoever with the concept.

    As long as the person doing the escorting is doing it of their own free will then why not?

    It is a way to have a physical relationship without any of the emotional ties and, more importantly, "no strings".

    None of the potential awkwardness the next morning after a one night stand. No having to waste time with all the small talk, trying to impress.

    #219074
    Kautostar1
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    Quite funny how this topic has ended up in arranging a meet… Haha. People are really going to get the wrong idea about me ha :roll: .
    You’re so lucky living there, i’m rather jealous! What a coincidence about lizard lane ha. Next time you get to a meeting you must let me know. Think will be avoiding northumberland plate day, last time i went thewre about 3 years ago was beautiful sunny day but was heaving full and just not worth it. York would be but not Newcastle. Though don’t dislike newcastle just think could do better.
    Northern meet up iminent then :-) didn’t realise there was so many northerners on here actually but there’s quite a few aren’t there

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    Grey Desire
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    This one will probably be returning early May,just nicely in time for the Dante meet!

    #219154
    Irish Stamp
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    Each to their own really.

    I know it’s not the same but my OH’s sister works as a private eye/honeytrap whatever you want to call them to help subsidise her regular job. We went along and drank in one of the bars one time and tbh it was amazing how willing guys were to buy Becky drinks – obviously there’s only so much she could do in terms of smiling at them and that but she’d only been there 10 minutes and the chap who’s wife had thought was cheating on her was offering to buy her drinks etc.

    Didn’t think the whole thing was that professional but she went home and wrote a five page essay on the computer about the meeting, if he called her and whether she thought he’d cheat on her.

    The answer to all three was a definite "yes" mind.

    Surprising how many tw@s there are out there tbh.

    #219177
    Avatar photoThe Ante-Post King
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    I’ve pm’d you Kirsty.

    WATCH OUT KIRSTY! this is the guy that had £500 e/w on Madison
    in the AON! how did i remember that? it must be my "Photogenic" memory!!

    #219195
    dave jay
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    I suppose it’s the oldest proffession in the world, being an escort would keep a girl away from all of the junkies and trainee serial killers..

    I’ve never tried an escort myself yet, I’d rather watch a good film.

    #219203
    Avatar photoThe Ante-Post King
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    I’ve pm’d you Kirsty.

    WATCH OUT KIRSTY! this is the guy that had £500 e/w on Madison
    in the AON! how did i remember that? it must be my "Photogenic" memory!!

    Ha, well the hell is Ripley by the way? Cos you could "join" us and Keep Kirsty safe. :wink:

    Marble, Kirsty would be in safe hands with me mate! its your hands i"m
    beginning to wonder about! I came over all weak when you suggested
    "joining" you! I hope you"re not "Batting" for both sides! You e/w boys!!

    #219430
    Kautostar1
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    LOL sooooo funny! What’s all this about keeping me safe! Eee yous are going to give the wrong impression out about me here…! :lol: :roll: :P

    #219436
    Avatar photoThe Ante-Post King
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    Kirsty, may i suggest when you have a night free to watch the movie "Rob Roy"! I am the Liam neeson character" Rob Roy Mcgregor" Marble is defineately the noble Englishman played by Tim Roth called Archiebald
    Cunningham and you are the gorgeous Jessica lange as Mary! Enjoy!

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    Avatar photoThe Ante-Post King
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    Wilson – I have nothing more to say other than ……. I am terminator the saviour of earth and you are the bad bloke who goes round chasing people on motor bikes.

    We can meet at the races and "have it off" if you like…. :) :lol:

    NICE ONE MARB, But i am a bit busy fighting with mouth o mighty in
    the Celtenham 2010 posts to be "having it off" with you aswell! I being a
    Rob roy Mcgregor type of guy is only looking out for "Kirstys" interest
    as there are "characters" of ill repute at race meetings, i thought you may
    have had "intentions" on your mind instead of horses! But you are beginning to come across as a bit of a "Jessy James" type of guy and i am
    starting to wonder if its my A*S you are after, not Kirstys after all!x

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    Does Escorting involve sexual intercourse?

    #219909
    Neil Watson
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    Does Escorting involve sexual intercourse?

    Only if you want to shut her up for 10 minuites.

    #220024
    Avatar photoaaronizneez
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    Does Escorting involve sexual intercourse?

    Not frequently, a Hillman Minx is usually a sure thing although one thats been turning a few heads recently and is a definite on the nookie front is the new Honda Fellatio :wink:

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    Avatar photoDrone
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    one thats been turning a few heads recently and is a definite on the nookie front is the new Honda Fellatio :wink:

    :D…with personalised number plate PEN 1 S

    if you wanna get a head get a hat

    #243311
    MikkyMo73
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    Some very funny replies on here… I never realised there was as many male escorts about and by sounds of it they get paid more too than us women. How rude! ha.
    I’m impressed marble, how did you remember mikkymo being nice to me?? i’m terrible with memory and get loads of people on here confused but you remembered MikkyMo was nice to me, bless you!! Ha i feel loved… kind of.. in a strange ‘i need to get out more’ kind of way… ha

    I’m nice to everyone :D

    #243344
    Avatar photoGoldikova
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    If someone has alot of money and still can’t get a shag, they should escort themself to the local bridge, and jump off it.

    #243415
    Neil Watson
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    One good thing about having lots of money is that the person who has it can suddenley become a lot more attractive.

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