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Aiden: Your Mum said Lester told her to tell you not to be in a hurry
Who’s Lester?
Dad, is that Aussie Jim McGrath behind me?
Sure listen Joseph, you’re not wrong. Ah now listen, sure the old soak had to get a job as a cameraman now the BBC have stopped covering racing.
"Now, listen, remember how sore it was when I used to smack your arse when you were three? Well my skin is even tougher now, ’tis Group 1 skin, you hear? You’re never too old you know. Leave it too late on Camelot and you’ll need to stick a Racing Post down your breeches"
"Win on the next one son and I’ll buy you an ice-cream and let you stay up late tonight"
‘ Don’t worry about the guy behind me dad, there’s one behind you about to strangle you’.
I know were Irish dad but that doesn’t mean you have to dress up like that pillock Bono.
Jesus Christ Joseph, for the last time, NO you can’t go to the disco tonight if you win the Derby
‘Listen son, I know you’ve just won the Coronation Cup and will win the Derby and I’d love to give you extra pocket money this week but your mother says no. You’ll just have to do the washing up when we get home.’
Well done, son. You finished in front of the pacemaker this time. Sure, you’re getting the hang of this riding stuff at last.
What’s that, you say? You thought you were on the pacemaker! Ssshhhh, don’t tell anyone.
Now have you seen my mobile phone? It’s been three seconds since I made a call.
Joseph:- Daddy, Daddy, the owner didn’t give me the bag of jelly babies he promised me if I won the race.
Daddy:- Don’t worry son, yer mammy will make sure you gets double helpings if you win the Derby as well
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"Listen very carefully I shall say zis only once."
Things turn out best for those who make the best of how things turn out..."I’m so sorry Joseph, Hayley’s not interested.
She’s washing her hair tonight."
Not clever enough to enter one, but judging by Joseph’s face, this one gets my vote!
‘Let me introduce myself, my name is Arthur Slugworth. Now listen carefully, because I’m going to make you very rich. Mr Wonka has been working on a new invention – the everlasting gobstopper. If he succeeds, he’ll ruin me. All I want you to do is to get hold of one everlasting gobstopper and bring it to me!’
‘Let me introduce myself, my name is Arthur Slugworth. Now listen carefully, because I’m going to make you very rich. Mr Wonka has been working on a new invention – the everlasting gobstopper. If he succeeds, he’ll ruin me. All I want you to do is to get hold of one everlasting gobstopper and bring to me!’
Got my vote!Ha some very funny entrants – might have to pick out ten for a public vote.
As far as a prize goes I have a spare Derby race-card. I’ll try (no promises mind) to get JO’B to sign it (and maybe his Dad too) when I’m at Ascot in a few weeks – assuming I can get anywhere near either of them. Now would that be a prize or what…
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