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- June 3, 2012 at 21:33 #21934
I’ll send a wee prize of some sort to the best caption to this photo, taken in the winner’s enclosure at Epsom after St Nicholas Abbey’s Coronation Cup win.
June 3, 2012 at 22:23 #406762"For fecks sake Dad. The Queen doesn’t want to see you do your robot dance."
June 3, 2012 at 22:58 #406772"I’m so sorry Joseph, Hayley’s not interested.
She’s washing her hair tonight."
Things turn out best for those who make the best of how things turn out...June 3, 2012 at 23:03 #406773"Listen, mind the traffic son, listen, France isn’t like England, god bless, thanks Joseph, Sacre Bleu did that just happen.".
June 4, 2012 at 08:20 #406809I don’t want you socialising with those stable lads anymore Joseph, they got me drunk last night then superglued this hat and sunglasses on me!
June 4, 2012 at 08:46 #406813"Dad, remember to take your sunglasses off when you meet the Queen."
"Listen, son, absolutely I will. Your mother – do you understand – would obviously murder me if I disobeyed her instructions."
June 4, 2012 at 08:48 #406814"Dad, dont look now, but someone behind you with finger like projections, is attempting to grab you"!
June 4, 2012 at 09:16 #406817"Listen son, that was good and you can win the derby too but whatever you do make sure you ride a shocker tomorrow in France as John just phoned and told me he’s laying the bollocks off Imperial, stick it out the back and don’t even get the ****** placed, understand?"
June 4, 2012 at 09:24 #406818How many times do I have to say this
"LEFT at Tattenham Corner ! Not sure you’re ready for this Joseph"
June 4, 2012 at 09:26 #406819Listen Joseph good ride but did you have to let him stick out his tongue in front of the Queen
June 4, 2012 at 10:09 #406826Aidan: Now pretend i’m a racing interviewer like Rishi or Lydia, what do you tink of my hand ?
Joseph: I tink it’s a very nice hand. The hand has alot of class and has a very nice pedigree. We tink in time you could beat anyone at boxing because we’ve always taught alot about both of them. We don’t know where the hand will go next. We’re tinkin about sending it in to the kitchen to make a cup of tea, but we also tink it has the ability to knit a jumper or make paper aeroplanes later down the line. We will ask the lads first.
June 4, 2012 at 10:15 #406827Aidan – What son?
Joseph – Do I really look like Lester Piggott?
June 4, 2012 at 10:17 #406828Joseph: "I hear Sheikh Mo’s gonna start poaching trainers next".
June 4, 2012 at 10:42 #406832
@ Superman.‘Listen son, the lads and I have said if you win on Camelot we’ll leave the breadcrumbs on your fishfingers tonight.’
Gaelic Warrior Gold Cup Winner 2026
June 4, 2012 at 10:50 #406833http://i840.photobucket.com/albums/zz321/cormack15a/AidanandJosephsmall.jpg
"He’s trying to find your brain son"
"Taught it was in me trousers Dad"June 4, 2012 at 12:02 #406843Now Joseph, don’t you take any notice of that silly hurdygurdyman … Camelot WILL win !

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June 4, 2012 at 16:39 #406865AOB to Joseph – "
have you had my mobile again son?
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