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I’ll send a wee prize of some sort to the best caption to this photo, taken in the winner’s enclosure at Epsom after St Nicholas Abbey’s Coronation Cup win.
"I’m so sorry Joseph, Hayley’s not interested.
She’s washing her hair tonight."
Things turn out best for those who make the best of how things turn out..."Listen, mind the traffic son, listen, France isn’t like England, god bless, thanks Joseph, Sacre Bleu did that just happen.".
I don’t want you socialising with those stable lads anymore Joseph, they got me drunk last night then superglued this hat and sunglasses on me!
"Dad, remember to take your sunglasses off when you meet the Queen."
"Listen, son, absolutely I will. Your mother – do you understand – would obviously murder me if I disobeyed her instructions."
"Dad, dont look now, but someone behind you with finger like projections, is attempting to grab you"!
"Listen son, that was good and you can win the derby too but whatever you do make sure you ride a shocker tomorrow in France as John just phoned and told me he’s laying the bollocks off Imperial, stick it out the back and don’t even get the ****** placed, understand?"
How many times do I have to say this
"LEFT at Tattenham Corner ! Not sure you’re ready for this Joseph"
Listen Joseph good ride but did you have to let him stick out his tongue in front of the Queen
Aidan: Now pretend i’m a racing interviewer like Rishi or Lydia, what do you tink of my hand ?
Joseph: I tink it’s a very nice hand. The hand has alot of class and has a very nice pedigree. We tink in time you could beat anyone at boxing because we’ve always taught alot about both of them. We don’t know where the hand will go next. We’re tinkin about sending it in to the kitchen to make a cup of tea, but we also tink it has the ability to knit a jumper or make paper aeroplanes later down the line. We will ask the lads first.
@ Superman.‘Listen son, the lads and I have said if you win on Camelot we’ll leave the breadcrumbs on your fishfingers tonight.’
Blackbeard to conquer the World
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"He’s trying to find your brain son"
"Taught it was in me trousers Dad"Now Joseph, don’t you take any notice of that silly hurdygurdyman … Camelot WILL win !
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