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    Avatar photoalbrookes
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    Below is a picture the TRF team were lucky enough to take from paddock-side just before the Derby, showing Stoutey in jovial mood (now we know why!)

    Just for fun, we’d like you to post your captions. The winner, as chosen by….over-whelming public opinion??… will be lauded as a renowned wit of The Racing Forum. Happy captioning.

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    "But Bhigg – the point I am making is you don’t get a ‘view’ of it, you get right up at it, just the same ‘view’ as the £90 lot get.

    You’ll be within three feet of the horses. Other than jump over the paddock rail and get on their backs you couldn’t get any closer to them! "

    Backing two runners is the relentless pursuit of value. Backing each way is a shortcut to the poor house. Only 7% make a long term profit.

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    Very cheeky :)

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    "Get out the way you fat ****, I’m trying to take a photo"

    #299303
    Avatar photoalbrookes
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    John McCririck’s not in this one

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    Avatar photoJJMSports
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    "This Ryan, is called a smile :0)"

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    [Member of Crowd] "I’ve laid yours for everything I’ve got, you’ve got more chance of staying 12f quicker than Workforce"

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    Stoutey:

    " Well lads, it was tough choice – we either came over here to talk to you… or Rishi Persad !" :roll: :lol:

    Gambling Only Pays When You're Winning

    #299312
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    You’re probably not too far away from the truth there, Himself

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    SMS – "I was told it was dress as a Thomas The Tank Engine character day"

    http://image.absoluteastronomy.com/images/encyclopediaimages/f/fa/fat_controller_ttte_1.jpg

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    conundrum
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    "Thanks Cormack but I really do think I’ve eaten enough of your pork pies already."

    #299323
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    andrew_03 – why the picture of Dandy Nicholls?!

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    "Good work, man"

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    emian
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    "Of course I had canary for lunch"

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    "Ffs Ryan, whatever you do, don’t turn around"

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    conundrum
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    "Just keep doing it Claire and stop worrying, no-one can see us and Ryan’s blocking their view. I’m nearly there…"

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    Avatar photoNathan Hughes
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    Stoutey saying to the forum gang "Ryan’s a bit shy, he’s asked me to tell you the answer is no to the celebrity Q&A."

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