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Being a bit naive there Ricky racino
Give it five years for you
to feel the freshness
of the new buttons and bows
as the pin ball men hit town
to light up Ascot like Stow’s last night.Free dripping at the hog roast
as they rip up rails to
accomodate Glenn’s old baltic
bikini clad minions
as they trip their lady marmalade
around the poles
all round the paddock,
as old farts are moved on.I will continue with two more
confuse the woodlouse selections
at sunny allweathergrass Lingfield today
coming up …I fear the worst. Boycie’s website is down and there are unconfirmed rumours that Mr Levies made it on time for his interview yesterday after all. Boycie went in with both barrels and now he’s having the "error of his ways" explained to him with a torturing poker in Lizard HQ.
Sadly, they wiped the real action to ATR viewers before the artifical delay caught up with the broadcast and a body double was brought in for Boycie for the rest of the show, with Mr Levies apparently giving his excuses until today.
In other news the razzle match bet between Monte Cavallo and AGapanthus in the last has matched zero money.
Bad news indeed
but possibly worse
if you wake up this morning
with the surname birdSocial deprivation
and the stresses of hi tech society
reach out and sit uncomfortably
in the small hamlet towns
of the UK.I will submit two
form animals
to digest before dinnerINNER ANGEL
2.20
Fair form for both outings for Marco at Kempton
last Autumn and given she is out of a Im 4f winner
there shouldn’t be a problem with this trip;
changed stables since last run and place claims
if she if as effective as on polytrack.It is a big IF.
So do you include it it the yankee ? This ground
problem causes more problem hair among lice than
anything else. We will have to leave Inner Angel for
the gods of racing to work out. Far too hard for
the bingo crowd.I am waiting to see the clone rematch today , should be entertaining
Meanwhile back at the farm I fear someone is having a krone fest as the old farts are moving on
count me in please , cmon Razzle lets see what last spluttering you have left
Ricky
I split the selections
due to my colombian coffee affair
which oils its tan slowly
heating itself deliciously up,
and will be a far easier sip
with its single cream strap
than Rob Wright’s possible
crap choccy mocca selection which finds
itself nakedly sharing a towel with Rob in the 4.20.HINTON ADMIRAL
No problem with conditions (phew
that’s a bonus) and although he hasn’t been
at his best this year(why ever not )
there has been a bit more promise last time;
not the biggest surprise to see him fare better
now and any market support would look significant.Let’s do the woodlice dance !
Again a conditional bet and according to
Richard Young we have to throw our
yankee out the window and sit around a screen
all beautifully insect warm day
just see if it comes in from a projected 7-1.Well I have concentrated on poor horses so
far and all have been satisfactorily unplaced.
The Admiral passed my rather strange
filters this morning
and it would be nice to end on a place at least,
on an encouragingly warm sunny day
where the three ladies still laugh and trick
the car park crowd into not going racing.Despite accordingly letting Mr Wright
of the truthful Times down
just maybe, he’ll be dressing up
tonight as Horatio Nelson and sipping
on a bottle of sark a little later,
as he ponders the way the bath water hides his form.
His uniform hire is all
down to market support.well , Razzle certainly did not dazzle
But good try Sean , it was a damn good try
Racing is in the hands of those who understand money , shame they dont understand racing and its customers
lets hear the funeral dirge
Ricky
I really don’t think there’s anything else for it gents. It’s time to hold the wake.
Ice cold krones to drown our sorrows and remember a sport now finished.
Central London good for everyone?
count me in , can we get the prince of Krones to attend , it would be good to meet the king of Sheep !!!
#cheers
Ricky
Ricky Racino
Whether the smart Chelsea set
would put up with the sight
of two grown men and a fully adult sheep
crying into their pints of krone
in the old Shrimpton territory
of the Worlds End
over the unexpected death of Razzle
is one matter, but I am fast running
out of lamb excuses for this strange
man animal confrontation.…I gave up active racing yestyerday.
You could have spotted me speadeagled
on a cliff at 1620 with my head buried
deep into my little red ferrari
trying to catch the low volume of
Betfair Radio as the admiral took up
the running.While I backed that one
and topped it up on the cliff
I missed Noodles Blue Boy at Sandown
my only other back possibility.
It was more of a laying day
but without me.The main concern at these gatherings is the problem of initial identification of the formal mourners.
Traditionally, someone distingusihes themselves at these racing gatherings from the unenlighted pubgoers by carrying a racing post or sticking one on the centre of the table where like-mided folk are imbibing.
I think on this occasion it would be
de riguer
to have a copy of Razzle itself discretly tucked under your arm. It would save the huge embarssement of having to go up to everyone in the pub enquiring ‘grey hippo to white sheep – the lizards fly at midnight’ and hoping to elicit a knowing response.
As for the centre of the table, well I think I can sort something out along similar lines………..
Six hours after the razzle
cockpited tumbler
was roaring down epsom hill
to give a dead man his last thrill
we witnessed Christopher Nolan’s
bold attempt to breathe life
into the dark knight.A film allows you to
successfuly re-design
the whole product
New car new ears new morality
and 360 million dollars
proved that people preferred
the Bournville Batman
to wham bam thank you manThe Razzle for change guys
have a far harder task.
What the punter wants to
see is no black cape
but a lot less black type
just a simple programme
with back to basics
easy to understand winners
with form that means something.Its the confidence to bet
that defines what racing is.
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This is without doubt the weirdest and most senseless thread I have encountered here.
answered that
Yes Chiswickian these post mortems
on racing are in the pointless
category. Punters are like herds of lost sheep
all baaaing and bleating their individual losses
but with nobody listening.If you could restore order
and write some sense in here
I would be more than happyIndeed Chiswickian.
Some throw in the odd onomatopoeiac word, gamble creates an entire onomatopoeiac thread.
He really does deserve a gold star, never mind a flag.
Bent each-way double, old beggars standing on beer crates,
Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through watered sludge,
Till on the noble sport we turned our backs
And towards the lucky last began to trudge.
Men marched asleep. Many had lost their shirts
Horses limped on, blood-shod. All went lame; all blind;
Drunk with fatigue; deaf even to the Blue Riband
Of tired, outpaced drifters that dropped behind.They raced together over an open expanse of odds delivered. Exposed.
And instantly the arbers burned with sudden fury against them,
The commission sucker and the levy leecher set sudden cups in thousands for their blood
And the pink and blue slope chasmed and deepened sheer to infinite space.
Of them who punting on that last high place breasted the surf of bots
Or went up on the hot blast and fury of the spoofers upsurge
Or plunged and fell away from this world’s verge.
Some say Gamble caught them even before they fell.
But what say such as from solvency’s brink ventured but drave too swift to sink?
The few who rushed in that body to enter hell and there outlaying all its fiends and flames with superhuman one five sevens, long famous coups, immemorial shames.
And have regained cool, Costa air in untaxed wonder.
Why speak not they of punters that went under?Those domain prices in full:
http://www.slots.com SOLD for $5.5m
http://www.epsomderby.info AVAILABLE $9.99 (even the squaters don’t want it)
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