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  • #25903
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    or less.

    I have a £2,000 overdraft which has been haunting me since I care to remember. I recently learned that as this was breached on innumerable occasions, my credit rating is as wrecked as the homes Hayley Turner acquaints herself with.

    Inspired by Billion’s thread and the exponent function on my dusty scientific calculator, I figured that I can clear my overdraft if I back 57 consecutive winners at odds of 1/10 or better and I’d only need £9.31 to make this happen. As fate would have it, I have exactly £9.31 in my B365 account.

    57 consecutive winners will be no mean feat but it’s not impossible. Plus, if I find a few winners with larger odds, I can clear my overdraft that bit quicker though I will be a bit shy of this.

    So here goes £9.31. Just as science, philosophy and the Olympics began in Greece, so too does this remarkable journey.

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    And if anybody wants to chip in with a bet or two for my consideration, please feel free to do so.

    #475434
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    I will be cheering on your selections Bachelors, some task but at a cost of £9.31 a risk worth taking, my only bit of advice would be to bank and pay off when you hit a grand and do the job in 2 as if you go down say in bet 42 you would be pretty p!ssed off.

    Charles Darwin to conquer the World

    #475435
    Avatar photoVenture to Cognac
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    What’s the chances BH :mrgreen:

    Very best of luck with this.

    #475441
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    25 minutes gone and I’m 2-0 to the good. Took some time but I managed to find a live score feed which doesn’t auto-refresh. Who’d have thought that the Glasgow Rangers of Greece would be so difficult to follow?

    I will be cheering on your selections Bachelors, some task but at a cost of £9.31 a risk worth taking, my only bit of advice would be to bank and pay off when you hit a grand and do the job in 2 as if you go down say in bet 42 you would be pretty p!ssed off.

    Cheers Nathan

    Much will depend on my nerves I’m sure but it’s £9.31 I won’t miss

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    much. I imagine I’d be just as peeved if I went down in bet 4. Besides, I’ll need 50 winners just to reach that £1000.

    Of course, if I go to 100 winners, I’d rake in £128297.50p

    Probably best to stick with this initial target before I over-think my life changing plan. After all, the genius lies in its simplicity.

    As fate would have it, I have exactly £9.31 in my B365 account.

    What’s the chances BH :mrgreen:

    Very best of luck with this.

    Well clearly it’s a sign :mrgreen:

    Cheers VTC

    #475446
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    Yeah perhaps get the 50 winners and see how you are feeling….. :D

    Charles Darwin to conquer the World

    #475458
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    This is very optimistic. Not even Big Bucks and Frankel got anywhere near this between them. But the very best of luck with it and hopefully will be following with :twisted: interest :twisted: in the coming weeks.

    How long will it take approx :?:

    #475459
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    Makes sense for now!

    Waiting for Arsenal Wigan +0.5 goals to reach 1/10… if it does any time soon where there’s still "value"… There we go.

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    AEK Athens

    v Kyanos Astir Vari 1/10

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    #475463
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    Oh I do hope you can do it

    Bachelors Hall

    and just like Nathan I can offer one very small bit of advice.

    DON’T FOLLOW ANY OF THE BETS PUT UP BY MYSELF OR NATHAN!

    Billy's Outback Shack

    #475464
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    This is very optimistic. Not even Big Bucks and Frankel got anywhere near this between them. But the very best of luck with it and hopefully will be following with :twisted: interest :twisted: in the coming weeks.

    How long will it take approx :?:

    Nice one Homer!

    Optimistic indeed. Even if we hypothetically accept that B365 run 100% books, I’m still a 226/1 shot to succeed. Factor in a very generous 3% per runner overround and I’m then a 1000/1 shot so I’m under no illusions how pointless this task is :D

    Although with your moral support, I can shave a few points off those odds :mrgreen:

    Realistically, I’ll be cooked in a day or so. Maybe sooner if there isn’t a goal in the next hour. But if I’m being completely optimistic, I’d love to use gambling to sufficiently solve my financial worries within three or four weeks.

    #475465
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    Oh I do hope you can do it

    Bachelors Hall

    and just like Nathan I can offer one very small bit of advice.

    Me too, Billion. Me too!

    Consider your sage advice duly noted :wink:

    Cheers

    #475468
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    I’m glad I ducked Barcelona as they were so awful in the CL.

    Since beating Betis in August 12 games ago, Real Madrid have won their own games by two or more goals when not playing a top four side. Almería have lost 4-2 at Athletico, 6-1 at Bilbao, 4-1 at Barcelona and their last seven away games. Real also tend to leave the breaks off in games preceding Copa Del Rey matches as well as ones following Champions League fixtures. Whilst bereft of Ronaldo and Alonso, Madrid will still be formidable going forward. At 1/7, I will them an accaaccelerator until I come up with a better name.

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    AEK Athens

    v Kyanos Astir Vari 1/10

    2. £10.25

    +0.5 goals

    Wigan v Arsenal 1/10

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    Real Madrid -1 goal

    v Almeria 1/7

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    #475519
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    Good morning.

    Though I’m loathe to stray too far from the 1/10 mark, and am loathe to bet on horses, Aldopicgros looks airtight in the 4.30 at Wincanton. Ground and distance are fine, safe enough jumper, stable is in form and he has almost two stone in hand on his latest hurdles form and is still ahead on his worst. If I had to have a slight niggle (apart from a rag carrying him out), it would be that today will be his seventh run in as many months. However, Paul Nicholls did state after his Newbury win that "there are plenty of options for him before the end of the season" which would indicate that todays outing isn’t a rushed afterthought or a run for the sake of a run.

    1. £9.31

    AEK Athens

    v Kyanos Astir Vari 1/10

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    +0.5 goals

    Wigan v Arsenal 1/10

    3. £11.28

    Real Madrid -1 goal

    v Almeria 1/7

    4. £12.90

    Aldopicgros

    4.30 Wincanton 2/11 BOG

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    #475557
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    In a case of alcohol induced FA cup romantacism and lack of quantifiable foresight, I have given in to temptation. I’ve given Sheffied Utd a third goal in their tie against Hull solely on the basis that Sheffield is my third favourite Northern city behind Manchester and Liverpool. I mean, Sheffield has the Rainbow bar, The Corp and that place where they play snooker. Hull has a port.

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    AEK Athens

    v Kyanos Astir Vari 1/10

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    Wigan v Arsenal 1/10

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    Real Madrid -1 goal

    v Almeria 1/7

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    Aldopicgros

    4.30 Wincanton 2/11 BOG

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    #475558
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    Oh cock.

    #475559
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    That twunting overdraft lives to see another day.

    Lessons learned;-

    1) Do not place bets whilst under the influence
    2) Do not place bets whilst engaging in an argument with a gf
    3) Do not have a gf who causes one to be under the influence

    No wonder the greatest gamblers tend to be singletons.

    I’ll take a day or so to clear my head then give it another go.

    #475562
    billion
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    Having laid down a new set of rules

    BH

    the hardest one of all is keeping to them :roll:

    Billy's Outback Shack

    #475566
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    Rules 1&2 are feasible enough. Rule 3 may be a problem though. I mean she has this ar­se which is beyond rational comprehension. It is just… If you ever saw it, you’d be like KAPOW! POWIE! BLOOP! and FLRBBBBB!

    (Batman fight sequence captions)

    Such primitive beings we are.

    I’m hoping to kill my overdraft before age kills my libido. Otherwise, it’s a non-celebratory given.

    QUNCKKK!

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