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You need to be at a large racetrack for this one.
You must make sure you get to the track early and make sure there is a 4 runner race at the track or less!
Then you start a conversation with someone – making sure they are only punters and not a trainer , jockey or owner lol
Now once you know its just a punter …………………….
Get him trusting you , buy him a pint or two , laugh at his jokes etc.
Once you got him hooked its time to pull him in………………..
" Well to be honest mate im here to have a very large bet on a horse in the 2.30" ( the 4 runner race)
He will say " Whats that then mate" ( now u can start to pull him in )
" I should not be telling you but ok , keep it quiet , well its such n such , horse no.1 in the 2.30"
" Will it definately win"
" Yes mate, it will , have what you got on it mate , it wont lose ! "
Once you got him landed and know hes going to back it tell him with a laugh the next tip will cost him.
He will say yeah. Once youve weighed him up tell him you will meet him at a point just after the race. Once hes agreed leave " See ya soon mate "Now do this same thing to a further 3 people ( thats why you get to the course early ) and tell the second exactly the same as the first bloke , but horse number 2 , the 3rd the same but horse 3 and the 4th the same but horse 4 , obviously giving each one a different meeting point.
I advise you to write down where you have to meet each person and what number horse you gave them.
Straight after the race go upto the person who you have given the winner too of that 2.30 4 horse race and buy him a drink ( cos remember he thinks youve had a big bet on it too – and now loaded ).
Once you got him finishing saying his " Thankyou mate , nice one " etc , you can now fill him with what he wants too hear ( remember he thinks you are great now – youve just won him a mint ).
" Look mate ,( pulling out the racing post , entries section) , theres a horse running tomorrow its around 12 -1 cant lose ! "
" The thing is mate you have to back it in the morning , but if i give it to you the price will shorten " and im losing out .
" Its 10-1 mate and it wins ! "
" Whats it called ? " he will ask ( reel him in )
" Well i dont know i shouldnt realy say "
" What is what is it " ?
" Look i do you a deal mate how much you win on that horse ? i gave you "
" £700 mate "
" I tell you what you give me £300 and i will give you this horse for tomorrow and any other tips i get , i get them all the time "
" OK mate ! nice one"
Then take your wages and give him a random horse for tomorrow .Let him buy you a few drinks now and then make your way back home…………………thats the cant lose system
There’s just one fatal flaw in your system Eddy. It’s just that you can only pull it off once, and once only. Because thereafter you might find it difficult
getting round to meet with these four individuals unless you’re adept at walking without kneecaps.
Brilliat reply – love it……………..maybe if you can only do it once – a 25 runner race would be better……………though saying that most racecourses have wheelchair access.Forgive me for prying Eddiewoods but are you and Ethan related, please? It’s just that I notice you seem anxious to call him up on a couple of your threads.
Curiosity killed the….I am related to him as Margaret Thatcher is related to Golihooli Kakkoi ( 1ST african to get shot at the battle of Rourkes drift by a welshmen ) .
I am related to him as a knat is related to a pink elephant with 3 big ears and a trunk with 2001 warts.
No mate im not , thank goodness ….hes a pest.i am related to him has an hair up Dennis Taylors unwashed bumhole is related to crocodile with balls the size of prince charles ears with gold studs in !
Well, Eddiewoods, with that ringing endorsement of Ethan, I take it the two of you are married or in some kind of civil partnership. Good luck to the two of you. Young hearts and all that….
Put it this way , i will not being going through a sex change to marry that!!!!
Id rather marry worzel gummidge with his silly head on !
Oh and by the way i think hes a shes anyway , hes a nag nag nag nag nag nag ……..goes on n on ……on n on ……….on n on ……..i could go on but i wont.It’s goodnight from him, and it’s goodnight from him…..
Sounds like a double act to me.
Oh the LEMON dude ( ken ) ………………….has been sqeezed again…………………..more bad juices flowing…………………when will this LEMON finally drain of himself. You must be driving yourself silly ………..
You need to be at a large racetrack for this one.
You must make sure you get to the track early and make sure there is a 4 runner race at the track or less!
Then you start a conversation with someone – making sure they are only punters and not a trainer , jockey or owner lol
Now once you know its just a punter …………………….
Get him trusting you , buy him a pint or two , laugh at his jokes etc.
Once you got him hooked its time to pull him in………………..
" Well to be honest mate im here to have a very large bet on a horse in the 2.30" ( the 4 runner race)
He will say " Whats that then mate" ( now u can start to pull him in )
" I should not be telling you but ok , keep it quiet , well its such n such , horse no.1 in the 2.30"
" Will it definately win"
" Yes mate, it will , have what you got on it mate , it wont lose ! "
Once you got him landed and know hes going to back it tell him with a laugh the next tip will cost him.
He will say yeah. Once youve weighed him up tell him you will meet him at a point just after the race. Once hes agreed leave " See ya soon mate "Now do this same thing to a further 3 people ( thats why you get to the course early ) and tell the second exactly the same as the first bloke , but horse number 2 , the 3rd the same but horse 3 and the 4th the same but horse 4 , obviously giving each one a different meeting point.
I advise you to write down where you have to meet each person and what number horse you gave them.
Straight after the race go upto the person who you have given the winner too of that 2.30 4 horse race and buy him a drink ( cos remember he thinks youve had a big bet on it too – and now loaded ).
Once you got him finishing saying his " Thankyou mate , nice one " etc , you can now fill him with what he wants too hear ( remember he thinks you are great now – youve just won him a mint ).
" Look mate ,( pulling out the racing post , entries section) , theres a horse running tomorrow its around 12 -1 cant lose ! "
" The thing is mate you have to back it in the morning , but if i give it to you the price will shorten " and im losing out .
" Its 10-1 mate and it wins ! "
" Whats it called ? " he will ask ( reel him in )
" Well i dont know i shouldnt realy say "
" What is what is it " ?
" Look i do you a deal mate how much you win on that horse ? i gave you "
" £700 mate "
" I tell you what you give me £300 and i will give you this horse for tomorrow and any other tips i get , i get them all the time "
" OK mate ! nice one"
Then take your wages and give him a random horse for tomorrow .Let him buy you a few drinks now and then make your way back home…………………thats the cant lose system
Hi Eddie, i make you an early ante post favourite for TRF 2009 villain of the year.
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