Topic: Billion’s Crutch…..

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May 5, 2011 at 10:10 #353857
Nathan Hughes
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Yeaaaa Billion…

http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww173/prestonjjrtr/Congrats/welcome-back.gif

……… Now where’s our presents?

And you can keep your boomerang to yourself…….

Blackbeard to conquer the World
May 5, 2011 at 10:20 #353860
Matron
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"By the way Matron, Skippy is is okay but golly a lot of his mates are getting run over and laying there stiff as a board by the side of the roads so perhaps I can make a small suggestion, if ol clever cloggs here is making some dosh perhaps we can use it to stop the blighters jumping in front of the cars, any suggestions?"

We will have MrE stand by the side of the road – that will be enough to scare them back into the bush!

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May 5, 2011 at 10:59 #353870
MrE
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Last time I saw a ‘roo, I was surprised at the size of it’s feet…. you know what Matron says about the size of your feet, well, it’s not true, it gets nowhere near that size, you ask Billy Un…. he’s got huge feet, but only a dinky tail…. sorry to burst your bubble Matron…..
Good to see your back Dingo, it’s been chaos in here…. the mad Hatter has been a riot, and Matrons been wandering around the ward late at night looking for his Alice… Springs, of course….. sleep well my little koala, catch you later today, that’s tomorrow in Aussie time…. are you getting confused yet….. Matron will sort you out, he has something that will keep you pinned to the bed until you stop shaking…..

MrE
May 5, 2011 at 11:03 #353871
MrE
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OOOPs… I was so excited at Billy Un’s return that I nearly forgot to post the selections….. probably end up wishing I had….

3.35… OSCAR CLOSE…. Life of a Luso…. WON @ 6.40….

6.55… FLYING DOCTOR…. Oniz Tiptoes….

Second choice won again…. OK if your dutching…… crap if you aint….

MrE
May 5, 2011 at 12:37 #353885
Hatter
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Aha !!

Think i have cracked your system
Ignore the first choice
May 5, 2011 at 13:48 #353899
MrE
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mmmmm…. I think that there’s a suitable reply to that, but for the life of me, I can’t remember what it was….. I think that the second word was something like…. OFF…..

MrE
May 6, 2011 at 11:23 #354039
MrE
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2.40… AJJAADD…. Admirable Duchess….

5.00… SALIENT…. West Leake….

The "dutchers" are doing well…. West Leake wins @ 7.26….. but my main bets once again bit the dust……

MrE
May 7, 2011 at 12:11 #354278
MrE
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Good afternoon girls…..

1.50… ABSA LUTTE…. Secret Venue….

8.15… MANDHOOMA…. Sir Bruno….

Absa Lutte WON @ 7.00 in a D/H…..

MrE
May 8, 2011 at 08:41 #354404
billion
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Nice one

MrE

, you can hold your head high again.

I was looking at this threads title, you did mean Billion’s Crutch and not Crotch

Billy's Outback Shack
May 8, 2011 at 08:47 #354405
billion
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Yeaaaa Billion…

http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww173/prestonjjrtr/Congrats/welcome-back.gif

……… Now where’s our presents?

And you can keep your boomerang to yourself…….

Jeeze the presents!!!

With the cost of living out there

Nathan

has gone through the roof since I was there last, just about 2 1/2 years I could not affored to buy any.

£3 for a lof of bread! I had to ration Mrs B’s wine intake, no wonder she has been hiding it since we got back.

Billy's Outback Shack
May 8, 2011 at 11:47 #354427
MrE
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Dunno how long I’m gonna be posting these guys…. rheumatism in the old digits is starting to make typing difficult…. I’ve lost count on how many extra unwanted letters I’ve deleted from this one post…..

2.50… AZULADA BAY…. Amble Forge…. LOST….

4.20… STORM OF APPLAUSE…. Sir Ian…. LOST….

MrE
May 8, 2011 at 13:04 #354432
billion
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Dunno how long I’m gonna be posting these guys…. rheumatism in the old digits is starting to make typing difficult…. I’ve lost count on how many extra unwanted letters I’ve deleted from this one post…..

2.50… AZULADA BAY…. Amble Forge….

4.20… STORM OF APPLAUSE…. Sir Ian….

MrE

Aahha, the old rheumatism ploy eh!

A couple of winners today a bit of the ‘ol Tiger Balm will sort it out. Then you can join our lead swingers club – run by Matron nonetheless

Billy's Outback Shack
May 8, 2011 at 13:30 #354438
Matron
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Tiger Balm – now, that brings back memories of growing-up in the far east.

Regards
May 8, 2011 at 18:02 #354464
MrE
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What the hell’s Tiger Balm, if it’s any good for things that keep stiffening up, I’ll give it a try….. I’ve tried Ibuprofen gels, Deep Heat, Ralgex and all the other crap, I don’t mind giving this Tiger Balm a try…. or are you pair pulling my danglies….. it might help me with picking the horses too…..

MrE
May 8, 2011 at 19:01 #354467
Matron
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No wind-up:-

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiger_Balm

Very popular.

Regards
May 8, 2011 at 19:10 #354468
billion
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MrE

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Now would I touch your "danglie" bits? Crickey that,s matron’s job, not mine

Tiger Balm can be found at most chemist’s and is a small tin about the size of a 50p. Will it work, I guess that is the big question but for the sake of £2 – £3 is it worth a try: –

http://www.tiger-balm.org.uk

All the info is here.

Let us all know if it works but it will do you no good coming after me for compo when your leg falls off!

Billy's Outback Shack
May 8, 2011 at 22:00 #354512
MrE
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Thanks guys, I might just nip out and buy some of that tomorrow and give it a try….. it’s gotta work better than some of the stuff that I’m using….. but if my winkie drops off, then you guys are in trouble…..

MrE
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