Billion’s Crutch…..

[MrE]

Well, what else is there to say….. I’ve just spent ages going through the posts and I can see that poor old Billion is still trying to find his fortune….. when he returns to this beloved of wards for the mentally challenged, which we know lovingly as the "Asylum", it is only fair that we make him welcome….. there are only two ways to offer him cheer, one is to give him an hour on his own in Matron’s office, but we must try not to laff cos he thinks that the things Matron is doing to him is beneficial to his health….. you really gotta laugh, Matron told him it was a lobotomy, but nobody has told Billion that he’s being "operated" on at the other end….. but thinking about it, I suppose that it could be in that region where Bill keeps his brains……

The second way that might cheer him up a bit, is to give him a bit of spare cash without the required whipround…… I’d like to think that we can help line Bills pockets a bit, it could be slow, but it should enable him to get some sweeties from the tuck shop when it opens…… oh dear, I might have let the cat out of the bag here, that may have been Matrons little secret, but he’s persuaded Cormy to invest in some sweeties, I think he got ’em cheap on the internet….. ebay was selling ’em off as water damaged, but him and Matron spent two days drying ’em all off with a nair dryer….. anyway, for Bill’s benefit, I’ll put some bets up…..

MrE

[MrE]

Let’s all hope that we can start Bill’s fund today without a deficit….. The selections in CAPITALS are the main bets, but I have included a second choice in case he likes "dutching"….. in for a penny, in for a pound…..

2.45… HAVE YOU SEEN ME….. Classic Swain….

3.10… CRUNCHED…. Bahamian Music…..

Remember to smile as the bookie picks your pocket….. good luck Billy Un…..

MrE

[elcartero]

MrE…..its quiet in Ward 7 at the moment as Matron’s given Bill a three week pass to visit Australia on the basis that being upside down for 21 days will improve his condition…well, we’ll see won’t we!

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[MrE]

Thanks El, that’s saved my bacon, perhaps he wont notice that I had two losers to start with….. Billy Un makes me chuckle though and it’ll be good when he gets back, ’twas always going to be difficult to explain to him that when Matron suggested that it would be in his interest to have a course of lobotomy, he thought it was a mis-spelling by Matron when he read La Botty Me…. I didn’t have the heart to put him right…… he has probably been enjoying it though, and the holiday in Australia might just be a type of "hush money"…..

MrE

[Matron]

Billion, is out there looking for his old friend "Skippy".

Regards

[manchester]

Good to see you back Mr E hope you back to stay ???? place like this needs people like you good sir

[MrE]

Hi Manch…. yeah, back to stay I guess, I got really wazzed off with all the wandering….. I’ve been managing to earn a crust at the usual stuff but was getting tired and worn out by all the bloody hard work, so it’s taken me a while to drag myself out of the dark ages and into the modern world of ‘bot betting….. it was hard work trying to get acclimatised to something that was so freaking advanced for an old fart, but I persevered and put up with the mickey taking and now I can honestly say that I still know naff all…. but I’ve enjoyed the experience…..
I am still into my usual poisons when betting, but now I can blame the ‘bots….. but they certainly make life a lot easier…. hopefully, when I run out of things to say or do, we might be able to spread our wings even more….. might as well enjoy it whilst I can still drink, that’s the only way that I can cope with Matrons midnight meanderings because I don’t care how he takes my temperature when I’m pissed…… later Manch…..

MrE

[MrE]

There’s only one race that draws my attention today, so lets see if we can get a couple of quid in to help Billy when he gets back…..

5.20… FORWARD FELINE…. 1st @ 7.20…. Kammamuri….. 3rd….

MrE

[manchester]

Excellent shout there MrE

A sneaky length in it in the end boots filled hope you filled yours ???

[MrE]

Hi Manch….. filled my boots??… no, not really, but I did have a reasonable bet on it….. I only bet the one horse that I bung down it CAPITALS, the others are for those that might fancy a dutch…. both methods are +40pts to levels in 30 days so it aint bad….
The problem is that I have too many fingers in too many pies, you may remember that from my last visit…. so it’s just a small allocation of my bank to each dab of poison….. but as always, I’m happy enough betting in 10’s and 20’s….. so it’ll never be a case of "filling my boots"….

MrE

[Hatter]

Good tip Mr E
Nice price too
Is this a system ? Sounds like you been running something for 30 days
Or just Bills benefit beano

If you know where an "Idiots guide to botting" is then another old fart (me) would like to get some idea on how they work.
Not saying i would understand it but hear so much about them now from BF

Keep em coming
All the best with it

[MrE]

Hi Hat….. yep, it’s a system, but it’s been going for a few years longer than 30 days…. it’s just that I’ve grown a bit lazy now that I have my betting portfolio and I see no reason to keep records other than my betting balances….. so the 30 days just refers to the amount of data that I haven’t chucked out yet, but that’ll be in the bin by end of April…..
I have a lot of stuff in my portfolio now and it would take a massive swing in all things at the same time to wipe me out, and if that were to happen, I’d just pack it in because I’m too long in the tooth to spend the hours working and studying…. so this is me, the finished article….. any records held would only be temporary because it’s not time to clean the crap off my P/C…. but if I put anything forward, now or in the future, it has my money on it…..
‘Bots….. no mate, I haven’t heard of any ebooks about the subject, I’ve just bought a few ‘bots this last 12 months and played around with them for small change until I ironed out any faults or mistakes on my part…. since I posted on here last year, I have bought a "counter" for roulette, it’s not a ‘bot, just a counter, but it’s made a hell of a difference to my betting….. I also have a ‘bot for the Xgames (that has a "bug" that they are trying to get a "fix" for) and I have a ‘bot for the horses….. obviously these ‘bots don’t take the hard work from the selection process, I still have to work hard at that, but now I can get my bets on by noon and the rest of the day is mine instead of sitting here during racing watching if the prices were right, now the ‘bot does all that….. took me a long time to actually place my faith in them, in fact, I still am wary about them and there are a few snags that can really knacker your day up, but mainly they are avoidable….. so 100% happy I am not, but I’ll go as far as to say that I’ll give ’em 9/10…… hope that helps…..

MrE

[MrE]

Hi guys…. a hard day today, but I don’t care…. if we lose, Billy Un can settle the Betfair account….

There are a couple that look good enough for a small tilt….

3.00.. EXEMPLARY…. Deauville Flyer….

4.55.. CLASSIC VOICE…. Konstantin….

I do not like betting in races where it’s a bookies benefit, but I know that some of you like a punch in the big races…. I think that the 4.30 offered for a PLACE on POKER DE SIVOLA in the big race at Ayr is too good to miss….. I think Ferdy Murphy has set the horse up for this….. this selection is NOT a system horse and will NOT have my money on it, but it does look a pretty reasonable bet….

Bottoms….. what can I say, the 4.55 was 1st and 2nd but it was the wrong way around for my own personal bet….. nevertheless it gave us another successful dutch……

MrE

[MrE]

5.00… JAMES POLLARD…. Leopard Hills….

Oops!!! another loser…. if this doesn’t pick up soon, perhaps a whipround for Billy might be the safer option….

MrE

[Hatter]

Hi Mr E

Cheers for the reply
Can’t argue with a system that has been going for years
Close again – banging on the door
Still ahead tho
Might have to broaden it to forecast & each way as well
Good luck for next one
Hatter

[MrE]

Hello again Hat….. nah, I can’t change my betting pattern really, I’m very happy with what I’ve got….. I average 30pts a month with this method and I’m at that point at this moment, so I few hits and misses is to be expected….. I am hoping that, by putting these on the board, members can choose their own method of betting them. A fair amount of these get placed and there’s profits available there, also there are the "dutching" bets, they are quite reasonable with only small losing runs and if betting these as a dutch to make a specific target, that was very profitable although a tad risky if you haven’t seen the last 12 months results…. but at the end of the day, I have the benefit of all my past results to go by and I know that, because of the decent prices, the one I choose is the most profitable….. we’ve got another couple of weeks before they allow this pillock back into the UK, so lets just see if we can turn it around by then….. if I can’t, then I’m afraid that I’ll have to suffer Matron’s wrath….. you can laugh Hat, but have you seen the size of Matron’s "wrath", it’s bleeding huge and it’s not a thing that you want to engage….. I’ve taken my life in my hands doing this, losing is not an option…. I don’t have contacts for those bulk supply’s of KY anymore…. keep ’em crossed for me….

MrE

[MrE]

3.40… OR SING ABOUT…. Antonius Caesar….

LOST again….. oh dear Matron…..

MrE

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