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Got a strange feeling
he’s met Ken in a
systems bar and by
the look of the number
of Worthingtons the
two have ordered
Ken’s trying to
convince him to
become a ghost.This will be
a sad system loss
He left before
but I have
never seen him
in a balloon
I think our bill
left before, for
the speed of the site
was very, very poor
Charles Darwin to conquer the World
I have the oddest feeling that perhaps I am from a different planet.
I have taken to verse in the LOUNGE and still have no idea what is going on.
Matron
, please help me because this may be a conspiracy to scramble my brain more than it already is. Am I from outer space or possibly receiving incomprehensible messages strange places of I know not where.
"Ground control to Major Tom, stop these voices inside my head"
"Ground control to Major Tom, get a message to
MrE
to get back here double quick and sort these mad buggers out"
Billy's Outback Shack
Bill if you had met Ken, he would have said to you the following.
I have absolutely no
confidence in anyone else’s tips
proving more or less
successful
than my own, with perhaps one or two exceptions
i.e. BillionCharles Darwin to conquer the World
Is it only me that has no understanding of what these crazies are going on about?
Billy's Outback Shack
I don’t understand a word of what that gamble goes on about either Bill so it’s not just you mate.
Charles Darwin to conquer the World
La, la, la, la, la
Blah, blah, blah
Noises, going round in my head
Fingers in my ears, eyes rolling, out of control
La, la, la, la la
Voices, noises, I don’t want to hear.They’re coming, men in white coats
Having travelled from Lands End to John O’Groats
Straps and buckles at the rear
Telling me, I have nothing to fear
la, blah, la, blah, la, blah, la, . . . la
Fingers in my ears, noises I don’t want to hearCome my fiend, we have far to go
NDE, how nice, perhaps I will be happy to go.Billy's Outback Shack
Matron, I think
Billion needs his
Medication.6.50 Kempton – Hedge End
50p win
Charles Darwin to conquer the World
I think it’s secret code Billion
this talking gamble has landed
like if we open thehorsebox
and let the oldtimer
ferdy, and VTC
outground control to major Michael
over.
comprehended?Charles Darwin to conquer the World
Last one
bet that is not Worthington7.20 Kempton – For Posterity
£1.00 win
Charles Darwin to conquer the World
Oh no
Matron
it’s not me needing medication but certainly something is required somewhere, my only hope is it is not catching.
Bromide in the water may help calm some of the young un’s but am not sure what is available for the old codgers
Possibly a trip to Zurich for a NDE.
Billy's Outback Shack
2 from 3 is very good but when you get greedy and double your stakes it all goes so wrong
Billy's Outback Shack
2 from 3 is very good but when you get greedy and double your stakes it all goes so wrong
True Bill but better to be greedy and walk away a few pennys up then to chase the losses and walk away with pocket money in the bookies pockets.
Charles Darwin to conquer the World
Very much enjoyed your
opening post on here Bill
and glad you are still
with us. We oldees have
got to stick togetherI do like systems – however
I may be considered and called
a heretic if I question their validity
as I have have here in the past.Its a conundrum – if you
follow a good system that
others have found successful
you are soon caught out
by the law of diminishing returnsOn the other hand if you
work out your own system
that no one has thought of,
you will probably fail, because
as no-one has thought of it
and therefore no one is following
it – it is likely to be no goodThere’s another searching question
you should ask yourself after
your shower. This concerns
the clinical cleanliness
of a system as a lazy man’s shortcut
to riches ? Soap on a rope
In other words – or wash’n go.Are you a lazy boots if you follow
a system by cutting out
all that form study ?
I will be holding confessionals
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