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  • #24270
    Glenn
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    JC the net’s going..the net’s going black! JC! No more infolinks, transmissions of any kind. We’ll start again…live in villages…if you receive this…if you survive..then find us.FIND US!

    #443159
    Avatar photoricky lake
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    There is only one man / creature that can rescue you sir , he’s bigger than Gotham city and smaller than Elton John , hold on he surely will come and save the day

    Step Forward JG ………

    Ricky 8)

    #443175
    Glenn
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    Revelations from Honkers surely point to a new dark age Ricky.

    Now that might well lure out the Elbow Patches for a drink and a dance, but even so it’s probably too late for Johnny G to save Gotham.

    I can only recommend that you brush up on your bar bets. Wit’s City on the Hill looks like an abandoned building site from where I’m standing.

    #443183
    Avatar photoricky lake
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    true , but on the plus side , we can call on Zorro , the Baron of Basingstoke ,,former owner of the green exchange , Lolly;s mate , and that girl still wrapped in a towel ….all is not lost

    if all else fails we will have to implore several others who faced the black death on this outpost ……

    dont despair , this is a job for the King of Sheep

    Ricky

    #443211
    Avatar photoDrone
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    What’s going down in HK then? That model jurisdiction to which the rest of the racing world should aspire

    JC – Jesus Christ?
    JG – Johnny Gosden? Johnny Giles? Johnny Guitar Watson?

    Gamble saves…each way equally divided

    #443277
    Glenn
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    Some say it means Jesus Christ others that it’s just a nice ambiguous name………

    A man walked into a hotel in Honkers and asked them to get him a lawyer. Apparently, THEY know everything, even NAYLOR’s bets.

    Only a matter of time before the coolant is cut and the meltdown initiated.

    #443326
    wit
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    Yesterday, we obeyed kings and bent our necks before emperors.

    But today we kneel only to truth.

    ==============
    …….was in a jovial mood as he left the course, posing with flexed muscles. "I’m strong and I’m fit, and I’ll ride on Sunday".

    http://racing.scmp.com/freeservice/news … 30620a.asp

    #443764
    Glenn
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    Up Up and Away.

    Let’s just hope JC noticed the body in the corner and the suspicious American mechanic working for MJ-12.

    Where are the flying? My bet’s on Basingstoke.

    #443790
    wit
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    Basingstoke ? Non-starter: R Barta.

    Anna Kelso ended up in Costa Rica.

    But here the reports are of diplomatic vehicles with the Ecuadorian flag on the airport tarmac.

    http://www.scmp.com/news/hong-kong/arti … ght-moscow

    #444146
    wit
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    warm welcome to new TRF-er, Socmint:

    http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2013-06/26/socmint

    #444147
    Glenn
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    I don’t want to say too much. These are troubled times.

    Suffice it to say that our man Barta went to ground at the same time "Edward Snowden" joined the NSA.

    Last week Ted Rogers furnished those on Snowden’s tail with this clue:

    Hot and on time or Free Next Time

    And this poster:

    http://gattacainc.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/thespunkercomgreengiant.jpg

    The awaiting throng called it completely wrong, thinking he was on an indirect flight to the sun on the 19.25 out of Honkers, but were greeted with an empty seat.

    Surely those clues point to Basingstoke and Barta.

    #444158
    wit
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    hmmm, maybe.

    big green dissolved June 2010 according to CH.

    and yet…..and yet….

    Snowden left Hawaii May 20.

    May 23 came a public statement from our man:

    ‘I am pursuing other interests nowadays, and seldom get to The Camrose, but I wish the Club well in 2013/14.’

    :wink:

    #444251
    Glenn
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    I keep coming back to 1925 in that clue. I think it

    was

    a time….

    Who hasn’t sat down since 19.25? Well Smudge the Judge would be one, as he’d finished sitting down examining the photo at precisely this time (less than 40 secs after calling it).

    That photo is a riddle. It reminds me of the Sphinx – coarse and grainy, mysterious, situated on the sand….the nose alleged to have been rubbed out by vandals….

    #444781
    Glenn
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    I am in receipt of a telegram from The Third Man.

    It simply reads:

    F.I.R.E.I.N.C.A.I.R.O.

    #444783
    wit
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    …then the heat disappears and the mirage fades away.

    #448162
    Avatar photoIanDavies
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    omafg :D

    I am "The Horse Racing Punter" on Facebook
    https://mobile.twitter.com/Ian_Davies_
    https://www.facebook.com/ThePointtoPointNHandFlatracingpunter/
    It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"

    #448235
    Glenn
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    • Total Posts 2003

    I smell clones.

    Show us your biggest grin and we’ll let a jury of your peers judge the authenticity of your username.

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