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I was walking out of a cornucopia shop with three<br> cold crone yesterday afternoon <br> for the evening’s consumption *naturally*,<br> when three yougish females blocked my way.<br> Now lookey, their overspead angles were staring at a tabloid<br> laid out by the paper area and two scrutinised<br> a picture of one shorn Britney<br> as if it was the seventh missing glass skull,<br> and their chins chiseled and slipped around it<br> and one drew breath to announce -<br> "I can’ see why she’s cut it !"<br> and the others gulped her exclamation mark.
They blocked the way with their idle<br> of a pretend lookalile monkeyman <br> with sheep’s hair almost britneyfying<br> as he tried to get his three<br> coldies past them home.<br> They eventually shifted their whimsies<br> looking round at the lack of my<br> celebrity with a nonchalance<br> that bordered on the criminal.<br>……..<br> Back home my maneagable crones<br> were parked in the fridge<br> side by side<br> taking a damnable extra few seconds to re-chill<br> and I eventually slumped into my armchair<br> to pull the first ring<br> <br> <br>
Cant feel sorry for Britney – she has obviously overindulged in life and now she is thinking what next………..:(
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