Ascot

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I’m all for constructive debate but let’s not just make things up.

Are you honestly telling me you cannot tell the difference between different types of burgers?

I know the difference, Paul – I do, I do, I do!

And your highly acclaimed ‘Ascot Burger’ is nothing more than rusk, emulsifier and ‘mystery meat’. It seems you don’t know the difference. They’re getting away with it because of the ‘Ascot’ in the name , Paul – just like brands do and because they can . Don’t be fooled – ’tis chappie , I tell you.

I’ll tell you what next time I go to Ascot I will try one and see – it is a good 18 months since I last had one there and they may well have changed.

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