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What goes "woof, woof, Bang!" ..
a Terrierist…
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Yesterday I bowled six successive cricket deliveries using a pheasant instead of a ball.
Game over!
Adoptive father of two. The patron saint of lower-grade fare. A gently critical friend of point-to-pointing. Kindness is a political act.
I understand that Pierce Brosnan has bought a duck from Victor Kiam.
He’s called it Remington’s Teal.
Adoptive father of two. The patron saint of lower-grade fare. A gently critical friend of point-to-pointing. Kindness is a political act.
So I went to the record shop and I said “What have you got by The Doors?” He said: “A bucket of sand and a fire blanket!”
I was expecting a christmas joke
That one about the jockey who got
hampered
always makes me lol.
How could the people of Bethlehem tell which shepherds went to see the baby Jesus in his manger?
They had stiff necks.
Through looking up at that star!
Value Is EverythingHere’s a christmas joke to make you groan
Why are they only 25 letters at Christmas time
Because the Noel (No L)
Why was the scarecrow awarded the Nobel prize?
He was outstanding in his field!
Zip
Here’s another christmas joke to make you groan some more
Don’t blame me I got this from a christmas cracker
Question
What’s an Ig?
Answer
An eskimo’s home without a loo.
I didn’t get that one, Admiral
What did the Spanish fireman call his two children?
Hose A and Hose B.
I use fern plants as laxatives – because with fronds like these, who needs enemas?
gc
Adoptive father of two. The patron saint of lower-grade fare. A gently critical friend of point-to-pointing. Kindness is a political act.
So I went to the travel agents and I said, "I’d like to book a holiday on a Scottish island, please".
And she said, "Mull?"
So I said, "Okay, I think I’d like to book a holiday on a Scottish island, please".
gc
#thankyouthankyouI’mhereallweektrythescampi
Adoptive father of two. The patron saint of lower-grade fare. A gently critical friend of point-to-pointing. Kindness is a political act.
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