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- June 22, 2007 at 07:44 #2135
while watching the breakfast show this morning as I was getting ready for work the idiot sports presenter (I am unsure of his name, Chris something I think) started his broadcast from Ascot dressed in his morning suit by sayin, and I quote, "Obviously here at Ascot the racing is important but its all about the hospitality and entertainment."<br>this was followed by five minutes of drivel about where to eat and drink at the racecourse. No mention of Yeats or any of the other winners except silkwood, and that was only because he had backed it.
I expect this sort of snobbery from those snobbish prats like sherwood but if your the sports correspondant surely the focus should be thesport, not how much a bottle of champagne costs!!
June 22, 2007 at 08:03 #65978I’ve got a simple solution to all this.
Step (1)
Replace the high quaility Royal Ascot racing with some class 5 and 6 dross. The posers won’t even notice.
Step (2)
Redistribute the quality racing to 5 different courses where punters love racing, but never get to see the top horses.
I’ll put forward Musselburgh and Newcastle for the Tuesday and Wednesday.
Where should the other 3 days go?
Steve
June 22, 2007 at 08:08 #65979I like that shout, I’ve recently moved to edinburgh. as for the others how about York for one, its a lovely course and if all the posers were at Ascot would be even better.
June 22, 2007 at 08:21 #65980How about the British despence of the Royals altogether. She lives on your Tax payments, a figure head who does nothing but sit on her fat ass.<br>Tradition, tradition, thats British racing full stop. Class snobbery is still as prevalent today.
Morrissey, The Smiths, sums it all up.
"Her very lowness, with her head in a sling, I’m truely sorry, but it sounds like a wonderful thing"
"The Queen is Dead". The Smiths 1985.
June 22, 2007 at 08:35 #65981Quote: from madman marz on 9:21 am on June 22, 2007[br]How about the British despence of the Royals altogether. She lives on your Tax payments, a figure head who does nothing but sit on her fat ass.<br>Tradition, tradition, thats British racing full stop. Class snobbery is still as prevalent today.
Morrissey, The Smiths, sums it all up.
"Her very lowness, with her head in a sling, I’m truely sorry, but it sounds like a wonderful thing"
"The Queen is Dead". The Smiths 1985.
Ah, but don’t you just love the old Queen Mum? 107 and still going strong. Gawd bless ‘er. Gawd bless Gin and Cigarettes.
June 22, 2007 at 08:37 #65982Quote: from Librettist on 9:35 am on June 22, 2007[br]
Quote: from madman marz on 9:21 am on June 22, 2007[br]How about the British despence of the Royals altogether. She lives on your Tax payments, a figure head who does nothing but sit on her fat ass.<br>Tradition, tradition, thats British racing full stop. Class snobbery is still as prevalent today.
Morrissey, The Smiths, sums it all up.
"Her very lowness, with her head in a sling, I’m truely sorry, but it sounds like a wonderful thing"
"The Queen is Dead". The Smiths 1985.
Ah, but don’t you just love the old Queen Mum? 107 and still going strong. Gawd bless ‘er. Gawd bless Gin and Cigarettes.
Like an auld fag, washed down with a Gin & Bitter Lemon. Don’t fancy myself to make 57, never mind 107.
Having said that, Lib.<br>Bet the Queen Mum, doesn’t hold a doner card, otherwise they would have turned off the machine years ago.:cheesy:
(Edited by madman marz at 9:41 am on June 22, 2007)
June 22, 2007 at 09:06 #65983What’s a ‘doner card’ for, madman? Will you use it when you’re kebabed?
June 22, 2007 at 09:27 #65984Quote: from Zorro on 10:06 am on June 22, 2007[br]What’s a ‘doner card’ for, madman? Will you use it when you’re kebabed?
A sloppy doner kebab is quiet tasty after a feed of drink, zorro. Woke up this morning with the remains of it under my nose.
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