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Ok for all those loyal followers who successfully followed the summer holiday thred the next objective is to obtain from the bookies a months wage tax free. All bets will be a percentage of a months wage, target is to generate a months wage in three bets.
Ah c’mon now
Your last bet on the summer holidays thread was 28 times the stake of the first bet (£7K as opposed to £250)
You don’t use Kelly staking do you!
Roonaldo, old fruit, just so as your loyal followers (Sid and Doris Bonkers) are not thrown off the scent, perhaps it might be best to give an indication, before this thrill ride begins, of the size of betting bank a chap might have to have available to fully cash in.
I myself earn virtually no money, indeed, no-one in our family has, not since one of our ancestors massacred a village of Saxons in 1070 and built a whopping great castle where their pig farm used to be. Consequently, I have no idea what might constitute a monthly ‘wage’.
Any help you could offer in this matter would be most welcome.
Ok chaps here we go, its all happening today in a half hour period.
20% on Painter Man 2.05 Winc @ 11-4 Coral (Pipe stable, gamble happening as I speak)
20% on Paradise Expected 2.20 Uttox @ 5-1 Victor Chandler (Handicap blot, gambling stable, this was 33-1 last night)
20% on Atlos Reales 2.30 Kemp @ 3-1 Victor Chandler (Well suited by conditions of race)Roonaldo wrote: ….gamble happening as I speak.
What do you expect Roonaldo? The bookies have heard of your reputation and have probably got your house bugged (look behind the flower vase).
I don’t think you’ll be painting the town red with Painter Man and Paradise Expected is more like Paradise Lost. As for Atlos Reales being "well-suited". The only suit you’ll be seeing with those tips is a strait jacket.
Have you booked your bus to Bognor yet? Anyway, good luck, Roonaldo. God loves a trier.Andrew, what do you reckon to having a bit of a knees-up at your ancestral pile when Roonaldo hits the buffers? Inviting Roonaldo of course, so that all your toff mates could hurl insults at him. For example, "Come here you ‘orrible toad, lick my boots." "Put this dunces hat on you pathetic excuse of a gambler."
I think we could have a right good laugh and at the end of the night we could de-bag him and throw wet copies of the Racing Post at his privates.
That would teach him a lesson not to mess with the big boys, wouldn’t it?
Then you could give him a job and pay him a couple of farthings a week and say, "Now, don’t be a silly boy and put this on a horse."
Whacko, old boy.
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Back to work then, huh?
yes with a 15 point profit from the 3 bets, better than most of you lot ever do, im out of here.
Roonaldo,
With all due respect, how did you make a 15pt profit from one winner out of three?
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He effectively won 15% of his monthly wage, HTH (0.75 profit x 20% stake), though he didn’t quite reach the targets he set himself.
Oh come back, Roonaldo. We’re only teasing; in the same way as we know you’re not really a serious punter. After all, at least you picked a winner today, which is more than I can say, having had ten straight losers.
If you decide not to come back on the forum, the least you could do would be to send us a postcard from Bognor.
Bye for now, perhaps.
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