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Quote: from Kevin on 11:26 pm on May 18, 2006[br]Rory & Stevedvg
"From a personal point of view, I’d much prefer it if they weren’t dead"
"I’m curious … <br>while george was off shagging kelly and Ali was making you his bitch, what would Vincent be doing?"
<br>PSML. :giggle: Funniest posts on here in years.
Rory’s must be post of the year
I want half the prize money as i set it up and he finshed it lol
(Edited by IRSHEYEZ at 11:37 pm on May 18, 2006)
<br> :old: friends
Kevin I was wondering what you were doing in your<br> Moira Hindley break, <br> but thank God you watched right through the comedy
:clap: Steve
:clap: Rory
Quote: from Burroughhill on 5:57 am on May 19, 2006[br]
Quote: from gamble on 11:21 pm on May 18, 2006[br]<br>  :old: fart
There’s nothing at all wrong with the girl’s in here :laugh:
Meshy has an eye<br> for a shuttlecock<br> but of course we are all<br> keen to know if Hill has been<br> getting back late at night<br> from other forums<br> with a smile a yard wide
flatcapgamble… sex and drugs and dog ‘n roll<br> <br>
Guilty on all counts…..a smile as broad as a horses backside
4 living:<br>1) Charlie Dimmock from ground force ( a real woman who could do the garden for you). :hump:
2) Nigella Lawson (a real woman who would give you decent scran) :hump:
3) That oriental-looking bird that’s on that TV programme about making you live longer (a real woman who would keep you alive long enough to enjoy all your companions’ company) :hump:
4) Dr Gillian Mckeith (no looker – but a real woman who just looks a though she needs a ****ing good s***. How many calories would she find in my luncheon-meat wrap?) :yikes:
Mesh,
untrue. She requires shooting.
Insomniac,
I thought better of you, sir. A real woman indeed ~ next you’ll claim she has real qualifications. And if you don’t think having her and the touchy feely Asian doctor on the same island isn’t going to lead to a fatal bitchfight, then you’re much mistaken.
:old: muse
I must say I have always<br> been enamoured by the three monkies<br> but whether I would spend time with them<br> on an island is a matter of some mental anguish<br> as there is the small matter of jealousy and the fourth.
Something tells me all the monkies might be<br> equipped with female genitalia<br> and coconut heads.<br> The youngish blind girl could be a favourite<br> if she wasn’t too shy :)
Insomniac,
Where on a desert island would you find a sufficient supply of brown paper bags  to place over the heads of the hideous Dimmock and McKeith ?
Surely you can’t seriously suggest you would wish to look at them as you did the deed ?
You’re sick in the head man.
(Edited by Scottish Jamie at 2:20 pm on May 23, 2006)
Jamie – beauty is in the eye of the beholder. But surely you’d be able to raise your game for Charlie Dimmock? A strapping wench who’d also be able to build your desert island hut for you and tend the vegetable plot / allotment.<br>Nigella Lawson. Could be head cook and is serviceable in other departments.<br>Dr. Una something-or-other – the fit chinky would help keep me fit and able to perform for longer.<br>Gillian MckEith – well, granted, she’s no looker, but I’d give her one just to prove I’m not sexist. Agree might not find too many paper bags on a desert island, so might just have to close my eyes and think of England.
Charlie Dimmock would be ok for a couple of years but after a while the effect of her not ever wearing a bra would kick in.
Still, at least her knees would be kept warm.
I would probably take 4 out of the 5 members of Girls Aloud but which one to leave behind? It’s a toss up between the ginger one (for being ginger and possibly not liking the sun) or Cheryl Tweedy (for her connection to the dispicable Ashley Cole).
They could only come if they all promise not to sing.
Quote: from insomniac on 7:18 pm on May 23, 2006[br]Jamie – beauty is in the eye of the beholder. But surely you’d be able to raise your game for Charlie Dimmock? A strapping wench who’d also be able to build your desert island hut for you and tend the vegetable plot / allotment.
Gillian MckEith – well, granted, she’s no looker, but I’d give her one just to prove I’m not sexist. <br>
Well, you’re a better man than me ! By all means make use Dimmock’s horticultural talents but concentrate your affections on Nigella.
All this talk of real women, if thats what you want why not just take Bella Emberg and Carol Thatcher and be done with it.
Librettist: good point re. C. Dimmock.<br>Scottish Jamie: Carol Thatcher, Bella Emberg – er, no thanks.<br>If this were to be 4 people to have dinner with then I’d have plumped for 4 different people. But, if you were to be stuck with 4 people on an island for quite some time then I’d rather have 4 practical and *****ble (okay – McKeith is stretching the point) women.
For my island trio, I couldn’t think of a better trio than Grasshopper, Aranalde, (dead would be the prefered option) and me old mucker Nick Griffin.
Could be very entertaining !
Other than that I would pick Robinson Cruso, (he seemed to do okay), Abi Titmus, (she survived the Love island thingy) and of course, my "mate Lolly"!;)
For me<br>I choose<br>Cesear<br>Hitler<br>Hannibal <br>and Charlotte Houghton , winner of big brother celeb<br>After all that talking surley a man just wants to f..k a pretty bimbo with no brain
Quote: from IRSHEYEZ on 7:33 pm on May 17, 2006[br]
If u were stranded on an island and cud chose 4 people to be on the island with u, who wud they be? They can be Living or dead, id have to have to pick :
<br>A straightforward exercise:
John Peel<br>Stephen Fry<br>Iain MacKenzie<br>Mrs Column
gc<br>
Adoptive father of two. The patron saint of lower-grade fare. A gently critical friend of point-to-pointing. Kindness is a political act.
Quote: from Scottish Jamie on 2:04 pm on May 18, 2006[br]
Badminton ? Surely you’re looking for a heterosexual though ?
<br>You wouldn’t last a minute in the Stunt Badminton games I play. They’re dead butch and everything.
(actually, all they entail is me colliding with the net-post every match as I have limited sense of direction and no brakes).
gc<br>
Adoptive father of two. The patron saint of lower-grade fare. A gently critical friend of point-to-pointing. Kindness is a political act.
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