Ken Dodd in Court, possibly/probably apocryphal:
‘I told the Inland Revenue I didn’t owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside’
Dodd: ‘Part of my troubles were due to the death of my accountant’
QC: ‘Did that really matter?’
Dodd: ‘Well, it mattered to him’
And to paraphrase a familiar joke of his:
If you can play the Glasgow Empire on a Saturday night after both Celtic and Rangers have lost, you can play a court of law
I believe there’s now a Ken Dodd Museum in Liverpool. Have you been Corker?