Have you two quite finished
your dinner ?
I’ll put the kettle
on and we can all have tea
and I’ll spout some inspiration.
it boils and after three minutes
and a few elbow and lip
movements …
..an inspired conversation strikes up
through the teapot spout
"Has anyone else noticed whenever
you come in here its a bit close ?
You could call it fetid but I am
only drinking tea with cow stuff.
Do you think the fact they lock it
up at night causes the stale air –
it almost feels unholy – and everyone
in here seems to be carrying something
– could it be a stale or possibly mouldy chip ? 
Don’t touch the tea the pot’s talking sense
and seems to be drinking tea