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    Ted
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    Any Rap music, or other s**t
    e that some moron in his car thinks he needs to play louder than a bloody open air concert.

    Also that total and utter s**t
    e that has the lines:<br>I don’t wanna see a ghost, it’s the thing I fear the most, I’d rather have a piece of toast.

    That garbage makes Aga Doo sound like one of the all time classics.

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    Quote: from Ted on 1:11 am on Dec. 20, 2006[br]Any Rap music, or other s**t<br>e that some moron in his car thinks he needs to play louder than a bloody open air concert.<br>

    There’s plenty of excellent rap and hip-hop music out there that neither warrants nor especially gets that particular brand of treatment from wazzeks in automobiles.

    You don’t hear Rapper’s Delight by the Sugarhill Gang blaring out of yer GTis very often, do you!

    Another good year for quality, independently-distributed UK hip-hop, I reckon, with the likes of Akala and New Flesh finding particular favour Chez Column.

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    Also that total and utter s**t<br>e that has the lines:<br>I don’t wanna see a ghost, it’s the thing I fear the most, I’d rather have a piece of toast.<br>

    <br>Life by Des’Ree – the other song she does inamongst interminable re-releases of You Gotta Be and Feel So High. Grrrr.

    Jeremy<br>(graysonscolumn)<br>

    (Edited by graysonscolumn at 9:18 am on Dec. 20, 2006)

    Adoptive father of two. The patron saint of lower-grade fare. A gently critical friend of point-to-pointing. Kindness is a political act.

    #103998
    Adrian
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    Talking of one-hit wonders it is nice to see a pic of Jonny Whetstone in Search For  A Tipster in the RP.  He was lead singer of The Look – you may remember his hit of the same name in the 80s which, on vinyl, skipped to repeat the last line ad nauseaum.

    Good bloke then and obviously still a shrewd punter.

    #103999
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    Quote: from Adrian on 12:59 pm on Dec. 20, 2006[br]Talking of one-hit wonders it is nice to see a pic of Jonny Whetstone in Search For  A Tipster in the RP.  He was lead singer of The Look – you may remember his hit of the same name in the 80s which, on vinyl, skipped to repeat the last line ad nauseaum.

    Good bloke then and obviously still a shrewd punter.

    <br>His hit was actually called I Am the Beat, wasn’t it?

    And here they are performing it. Youtube strikes again:  

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqzLE-js4B8

    Jeremy<br>(graysonscolumn)<br>

    Adoptive father of two. The patron saint of lower-grade fare. A gently critical friend of point-to-pointing. Kindness is a political act.

    #104000
    purr
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    Nizlopi, The JCB Song.

    I’m cringing at the awfulness of it just now, you should see my face when it’s on the radio.

    #104001
    Adrian
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    Thanks Jeremy – brought back some memories.  In the 80s I used to have a good collection of singles and used to play them at friends partys.  Once I embarrassed Johnny by continually playing this single when he was in attendance.  He was incredibly modest.

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    Avatar photothreenaps
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    #104003
    Avatar photoRacing Daily
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    All rap music with the little ‘Explicit Content’ logo on the front cover (for all intent and purpose, ALL rap music)<br>WTF can’t they sing a song without the words M..F.. splattered throughout the track.  Wakners.

    and …

    Shaddup a ya face by Joe Dolce.  A load of old cobblers.  Fake Italian accent or what?

    #104004
    The Market Man
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    Anything by Blue / A1 and any rap crap.

    #104005
    Avatar photoMaxilon 5
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    I quite like Kurtis Blow.

    :armbounce:

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    (Edited by Maxilon 5 at 7:40 pm on Dec. 24, 2006)

    #104006
    Sailing Shoes
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    "Come from greed <br>Never born of the seed <br>Took life from a barren land <br>Oh eyes wide <br>Like a child in the form of man <br>A prophecy for a fantasy <br>A castle in his mind

    Don’t push too far <br>Your dreams are china in your hand <br>Don’t wish too hard <br>Because they may come true <br>And you can’t help them <br>You don’t know what you might <br>Have set upon yourself

    China in your hand <br>In your hand, your hand"

    :s

    #104007
    Sailing Shoes
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    I couldn’t help myself ;)

    :biggrin:

    Merry Christmas to Mr and Mrs Grassy!

    #104008
    Pat123
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    The Vengaboys – We’re Going To Ibiza

    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

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