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The Ballad of Chezza and Nathan
Chezza grabs the biscuits , Nathan puts on the tea
One opens the racing post the other puts on the tvNathan pauses for a second , takes a sip and then decreeds
Let’s do it , let’s do it , let’s lay constitution hill
He,s flighty , not mighty , coming to the last he may trip slightlyLet’s do it , let’s lay constitution hill
But Chezza says
I can’t do it , I can’t do it , he,s my nap this year , he,s my God , better than blackrod , pass me another packet of hobnobs , I can’t do it , can’t do that all
But Nathan says , Lets do it , let’s do it , let’s back a Mullins horse , there speedy , I’m greedy , I want to win the forum tipping competition I’m that needy , let’s do it , let’s lay constitution hill
But Chezza says
I can’t do it , I can’t do it , he’s my favourite one , there’s Nico , you thicko , Jesus Hendo could ride him and id still back him , I can’t do it , can’t do it tonight
Thanks Gladders.
Looks like the competitions hotting up.
Great entries from HDLG and threenaps
JacThings turn out best for those who make the best of how things turn out...A talent taken far to early , I’ve just finished reading Julie Walters bio , she loved playing Mrs Overall , watch the clip at around 30 secs , Brummie girls beautifully lampooning Crossroads , Victoria did everyday humour long before Kay
Do we need any more entries, I think we found the winner in HDLG effort Ballad to Chezza and Nathan
The best things in life are free.
But you can give them to the birds and bees.“The Ballad of Chezza and Nathan” – surely this rocks everyone’s Casbah?
Quality.
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"“Do we need any more entries”
Strict deadline, sorry Neil
Blackbeard to conquer the World
The Poem Of Mr Chezza
The world has held great Heroes,
as history books have showed.
But never a name to go down to fame
compared with that of Chezza!The clever men at Oxford
know all that there is to be knowed.
But they none of them knew one half as much
as intelligent Mr Chezza!The animals sat in the Ark and cried,
their tears in torrents flowed.
Who was it said: “There’s land ahead.”
Encouraging Mr Chezza!The Army all saluted
as they marched along the road.
Was it the King? Or Kitchener?
No. It was Mr Chezza!The Queen and her ladies-in-waiting
sat at the window and sewed.
She cried: “Look! Who’s that handsome man?”
They answered: “Mr Chezza.”I am "The Horse Racing Punter" on Facebook
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"I think the next thread should be ” How can we raise Chezza’s self confidence ” ….. I think its lacking currently
I’ve finished off the last verse of Chezza’s poem
The Queen and her ladies-in-waiting
sat at the window and sewed.
She cried: “Look! Who’s that handsome man?”
They answered: “is it Mr Chezza.?”
“No, its not, it is the handsome Mr Hughes”Blackbeard to conquer the World
I’d like to apologise to everyone on TRF for coining the nickname Chezza in the first place.
When Chezza Came Home
Chezza
came
home.There was panic in the parlours
and bowling in the halls.
There was crying in the cow-sheds
and shrieking in the stalls.When
Chezza
came
home.There was smashing in of windows
and crashing in of doors.
There were emotional ladies
who fainted on the floor.When
Chezza
came
home.Bang!
Go
the drums!The trumpeters are tooting
and the soldiers are saluting.
And the cannons they are shooting
and the motor cars are hooting.As the
Hero
Chezza
arrives!Shout
Hoo-ray!And let each one of the crowd
try and shout it very loud.
In honour of a forumite
of whom you’re justly proud.For it’s
Chezza’s
great
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"Chezza do you have a portrait of yourself hanging in your living room 😁, if you press the doorbell this is the music that plays
We should trademark ” Chezza” like. ” Pele ” etc , sell merch , biscuits tins for example
Chezza just appointed HDLG Commercial Director of Chezza Enterprises.
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"
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