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The 3 votes for the BH horsey, horsey proves that he’s still got at least 3 live names on here
I am genuinely shocked that I’ve got three votes… Particularly as I haven’t even voted yet!
Can whoever’s voted for me please come clean?!
Mačakev Dvor and Paddy The Paddy are both shitposting in the forum in the sky whilst Fourlegs has never been me (nor I him) in the first place.
I have no designs on winning this contest and will happily welcome any thorough and comprehensice stewards enquiry – i.p check and all.
I can only imagine one of three things have happened.
1) Mr Pilsen has voted for me twice because he loves me really.
2) I’m getting a sympathy vote because Mr Pilsen has been mean to me.
3) Less is more and with my poem being the least pretentious of the lot, three people genuinely consider it to be the best poem of the bunch.
Whatever the case, now that I’m actually in with a chance of winning, I might use my one vote. That said, I’m happy to share it.
It doesn’t matter who wins or how good ones poem is as it’s just a bit of forum fun. The mystery prize wont be much worth anyway as I’m too tight to fork out for anything worth having.
Blackbeard to conquer the World
The 3 votes for the BH horsey, horsey proves that he’s still got at least 3 live names on here
Well I didnt vote for BH but put it above yours Mr P. As I couldnt be arsed to read the long ones, I ended up voting for SteveCuation’s. Straight from the pock…I mean heart
I noticed that too Ghost.
Worse than poster of the year all that tactically sh!te.
Blackbeard to conquer the World
I gave my vote to aaron, after narrowing it down to one.
Very nice of you to say so Lone Wolf. Acrostic poems are a favourite of mine
Caution’s powers were right at their height
Parsing prose late into the night
Yet a glance at the scores
Caused a series or roars
"Who voted for that pile of Sh..e?"
Thanks for the good crack. Time for me to move on. Be lucky.
Mr Pilsen
I prefer jumps to flat
how about that?
Cormack prefers flat to jumps
along with many other chumps
This is my short notice effort
and will definitely be betteredHe must have jumped on yer
and flattened yer
then put you in a chump suit
Well it’s ended a tie.
I’ll re-open the voting for another week between the two.Blackbeard to conquer the World
Well done myself and Bach for tie-ing this years award but the show must go on.
Bachelors Hall
Horsey horsey horse,
Horsey horsey horsey horse,
Horsey horsey horse.**********************************************************
Nathan Hughes
In his giorgio armani
TAPK looks as sharp as a knife
his boots are very so shiny
with the reflection some may lose a life
or eyesight‘gorgeous’
Nathan looking dapper
twenty pound Matalan suit
wearing his fathers shoes
and free work trousers to boot‘gorgeous’
Wearing just a gravy stained vest
and a brown dirty nappy
with a system book in hand
and looking quite happynits in his hair for accessory
this look is worth a million
he’s 108 years old you know
and he goes by the name of billion‘gorgeous’
Lone Wolf, pink shirt
shoes and socks
quite gay,
I say‘absolutely gorgeous’
Has this chap ventured to cognac
maybe cider or been in a fight
possibly got dressed in the dark
at around half past mid-night‘simply gorgeous’
take a peek
at this onesie
a must keep
from gamble
white and
fluffy
just like a sheep‘gorgeous’
This is the eloquent Moehat
she makes the queen look tramp like
her Newcastle hat is top class
and her trainers are Nike‘pure gorgeous’
This sophisticated 1965 tailor made jacket
must of been his granddad’s and worth quite a packet
ginger in colour, texture and style
armpit sweat, he’s been wearing it for a while
the value is there for all to see
but the strawberry blonde hair is a no, no for me‘gorgeous’
Triptych here from New-market
wearing a £30 New-carpet‘gorgeous’
but the winner is absolutely ‘gorgeous’
Cormack, the best of the lot
I took an hour to get this hat on
before he took this shot
Blackbeard to conquer the World
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