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    betlargebetlarge
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    Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living.

    All the typical answers came out, fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc, but Billy<br>was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

    "My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he’ll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with<br>him."

    The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.

    "No" said Billy, "He’s an England cricketer but I was just too embarrassed to say."

    Mike

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    I usually support recycling but…

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    matty
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    …or a Liverpool Defender….;)

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