The Razeen Complex

[ricky lake]

who fears to speak of the dark days on the boards , when grown men huddled , plotted and whispered , the trance was set and the enigma began

Its time to lance the boil , only one man(at times )can crack the code that has been benign for far too long

Step forward Krone buster and smash the spectre that hovers over Gotham city , its shadow disturbs the mid day calm

war is declared

Ricky

[ricky lake]

In order to understand this matter , all forumites are obliged to read the Zorro Thread in the Archive vault , if its been removed then we must bang on Corm’s door and demand its immediate reinstatement

I will be calling , indeed demanding all the contributors to stand witness here , and yes that includes you baron of Basingstoke

this matter has to be dealt with

Its time to return this board to its former glory and do away with cornflake posters that presently disturb the calm

forward soldiers , may the perpiat of Lostris guide you through the antics of the Shamens

R

[Glenn]

I think I know where this one ends.

In the early hours after many a sunken krone. We sure ain’t talking Hippos…

[ricky lake]

Glen , I agree , Hippos have mid life crises and are subject to the odd metamorphosis……n0 indeed this is more life changing

the key to this saga is is the hands of the woolen swimmer , bathing in the dunes of south east London

I give you the bard of Sheep , Men of Men , with more comebacks than Tutankhamun and prose frozen for decades, ready to be unleashed like locusts on a cloudy day

Lets get it on

R

[Salsabil]

Just had a quick look at archives and I didn’t see the Zorro thread, I’m pretty sure I would have been on it at some stage. I remember the monocled buffoon that was Razeen well, he said he lived in one of the more salubrious parts of London and then let it slip he lived in Bromley
Chief Inspector Gamble had him down as Salty Jack but could never get the conclusive evidence to nail his man but he was always chief suspect. I would love to read some of those old threads that used to happen around those times, it would be a bit surreal no doubt but would be funny to see the lounge again as it used to be and the main protagonists in action.

[Mr. Pilsen]

Here you go, S

https://theracingforum.co.uk/horse-r … 69042.html

[gamble]

The death of racing

Ricky had your stomach been
made of cast iron and strong
enough to withstand
the turmoil of a 3000 mile flight
more would have been made
of the

the list

as Glenn and I picked over cold
capitalist krones
and touched on

the list

in what was once the citi
amidst the crumbling bones
of what was racing
last wednesday night

Two snouts in the belly
of the Bloombsbury tavern
and not even a belly bounce from
Struther’s cluttered desk in High Holborn.
It only needed King Kong
to throw the two buildings together
in a racing for change rage
and we could have done his overtime for him
with a match and a small can.

Salsabil I have an interesting question
for a third party
which I will be sending you re Razeen

[Grasshopper]

Author, author.

[gamble]

Good to see you on the flat
Grass
and sorry if I have got you
in from the garden.

Ricky – it was turtle
in the zorro thread
whose name I had forgotten

[ricky lake]

Mr P , thanks for the link , it was damn good sport and a brilliant thread , Matthew was probably in school then (you can go back anytime son ) but this was the sort of stuff that kept TRF the highest ranking forum in cyberworld

sadly its allure and content seems to have dried up like the sandy place I have just arrived from …still there is hope… and if all else fails you can get a free tenner bet from Hillbrokes

Salsabil agree entirely

R

[gamble]

It certainly was a defining thread
as Ricky suggests
and highly entertaining.
I am quite surprised if it has
been removed.

Actually looking for it is beyond me.
I find all the pages so difficult to load
(about fifteen minutes to send a pm)
– it may be my mobile connection
but I can get into betfair easier
than this site and for that reason
have not visited much.

[Mr. Pilsen]

The thread hasn’t been removed Gamble. Hence I was able to find it and post a link to it above.
No idea who Turtle was, he pretended to be Mrs. Haigh for a while. A good read

[conundrum]

Having spent ‘hours’ trawling the archives for the Zorro connection thanks for the link.

I’m so sad that I wasn’t around at the time to savour those sweet, erudite morsels to my ears. My timing has always been appalling or so my distant and disappointed conquests would have you believe.

And yet, I fear my offerings would have been treated with similar disdain to recent months, as frequently more fashionably cerebral whipper-snappers take centre stage. "Exit left Archie, your days are numbered."

It has always been a somehat forlorn ambition to be an ‘insider’ but life has not been kind in that respect and I peer through the sweetshop window, watching my peers purchase their bags of dolly mixtures and sticks of Coltsfoot Rock. Always on the outside, looking in.

What might have been. Would I have taken a different path down that 1960’s slippery slope had I known that age eventually catches up with both man and beast? Investing all my new-found wealth on fourteen year-old Call Box was only ever destined to lead to dream-chasing thereafter. The happiness we label riches always just, just beyond reach, retrospectively.

The thread only raises one question in my befuddled mind, addressed to Gamble please:-

Whatever happened to Chiquitta?

Thanks
Ken

[gamble]

.. looking in through the shop window
has also been my main perspective
in life Ken, and really it’s not
a bad place to be as the expectation
often surpasses the reality. I am sure
you would have added to the thread
in fact if turtle had not been in it
you could well have taken his
ratchetting role.

Before I get onto Chiquitta
I must congratulate Ricky Lake
for setting such an energised platform
in here. The Razeen complex is a fresh
look at mayhem disorder and energy
that can never be artificially created.
Gamble totally wears me out
and I left well alone,
but he got the better of me last night
and force fed me his dry dribblings.

Of course

c

hiquitta,
and I cannot remember if I small c’d her in Zorro,
but she is smal,l and carries her c well,
is every priest’s and vicar’s secret dreamm.
a supressed passion that lies in the back
lobes of every man – the perfect little woman.

[conundrum]

An up front, honest, subconscious revelation. Now that I admire, greatly.
Good wishes, G.
K

[Glenn]

Sir,

I think the Chief Witness should be called without further ado. Subpoena him if necessary.

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[aaronizneez]

Gamble

Madame Onassis got nothing on you

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