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AAAAh who needs the bleak ,,,Father gamble seems to have let the eardrums eeek out more zany stuff than the Norm …
So lets have some fun with this one
First Witness , Nathan H …lover of all things Richard ///bit of a tricky dicky freak ……right me boy , lets hear your story , how did you become ensnared in the Kate bush trilogy ???
answers quickly please
Give me a quick Bobby says Big C in the cash game ……and A jack appeared ….hmmmmm
Ricky, I first met Mr .P whilst on holiday in Tenerife we soon found that we had a connection in horse racing and shared several cocktails pool side chatting about life in general and played head tennis with a football in the pool. I even saved a cockroach’s life from the big man’s boot.
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We took in the New Year of 09 together in Pilsen’s thatched cottage. We sat around the fire and toasted marsh mellows till way past 3am with Bush playing in the background, just loud enough to hear but conversation drowned the cow out. Yes we sat and chatted about nothing, him with bottle of Pilsen in hand me with side table full of Gold, hooch and Malibu.
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I hope it was Lake who set fire to your abode and not those toasted marsh mellow’s.
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It was actually Ricky Tomlinson’s fault. Had him round for a few drinks and he got too close to the wood burner. His beard going up is what started it.
Quality …this made me laugh
more please Nathan ……I like it , even Mr P managed to be witty
whatever next !!!
We got on the train from Taunton to Cheltenham for the festival, lucky we had pre-booked seats as the carriage was chock a block with fellow race goers crammed in standing like sardines. It didn’t take long to empty the whole carriage. Me sat next to the window going through the R Post picking out my mug 63 when all of a sudden Pilsen with no warning suddenly gets all twicty with his nose moving from side to side like the witch. ‘What’s the matter with you’? I ask. Then like a bomb going off louder than a firework Mr .P lets out the mother of almighty sneezes. I had managed to push his head in the direction of all the other passengers who like a pack of cards falling had emptied the carriage within split seconds. We had the whole place to ourselves and more room than 1st class but do you think I could budge Pilsen over to the other side to give me more leg room? Not a chance he just sat there moaning to me about my mug bet.
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Poor chap , yes he can get a bit twitchy ….I hope your mug 63 came in Sir , was it for a 2.5 pence stake as per usual , or did you go into the bookies , pump fist the door , and slam dunk your 4p win to come if any mug 63 ….,I can see them trembling now as you smashed your 2pounds ,fifty two pence (in pennies of course ) all along the counter ……
Dont bother counting it you roared …Ill be back for my winnins on Friday ….please have my substantial cheque ready ….
yep indeed you are the man
It returned one winner at 1/7 treble the odds. I dashed to the FOTB machines and dumped the pence into the only machine without a hooded man stood around only to discover I was 89p short of the minimum stake. Lucky for me Pilsen lent me the required and I span for red. round and round the little ball went but landed black. Mr .P shook his head and we went our separate ways. Once out of sight I ran back to beg the hooded men to lend me a quid in hope I could recoup my losses but for my troubles all I received was a head butt.
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Magic Nathan, descriptive genius,
of unparlelled insight,
and you have given me more low down
on Pilsen than a small brown
envleope to the DHSSI think your poem
about the sheep
will sink the Bleak
to end its life
right down in the deepI see Ricky you are on the
ramp again giving out
ultimatums to yer man.
Well if Drone is father Xmas
about it all – I will wait
the turkey.See all you beautiful people
next year – have a good one
can’t tell when that will be
beginning middle back or end
it’s all the same to me.Bye I must fly
p.s. Mr P no hard feelings about
the vote thing however a
a warning about your turkey though
dont put it on at a high setting
there may be a bomb insideHave eee three a goodeee
no more posting on the ramp sir
the war is over
lets give peace a chance
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Stop drinking Lake
pull your socks up
and get under the mistletoe
with any all weather girl
ready to goLeave Pilsen alone
he’s an old grouch
get yourself back
on the racing couch
the chit chat venom
has gradually mellowed
started breaking bones
now lost its bellowHAPPY YULE YOU ALL
You don’t want to read about my stag night then?
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