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    Avatar photogamble
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    If thy eye offendeth thee then pluck it out
    but contradictory to this
    there it sits in the corner; the crouching menace,
    immune and unviolated, and protected by a world
    used to its creature comfort of instantaneous gratification.

    It turned up a rare trumps last night with the Hawking lecture
    proving that evil can flip like a coin or fall in acid and sparkle.
    I say lecture as the man’s hand was printed on the production.
    Hawking is very similar to myself as he strives to find the unfindable
    the very secret of life (my words) or to him the more mundane
    theory of everything.

    We both sit in a chair, mine by choice, and ponder the why’s
    and wherefore’s from our small incomplete window of vision
    of this very unsatisfacory existence
    which has moments of graciously accepted beauty
    as the sun strahls in ( I use the german) and blinds
    logical thought like a warm embracing mother.

    I am in a box in the centre of this great city
    and as I searched my coat pocket last night for keys,
    for a double leg stretching around this particualr area of crime –
    they certainly were not in the pocket –
    but as I then removed the items, ten in number,
    one by one, there they sat defying the laws of nature.

    This house of words still exites me
    for it povokes the uncertainty in human life.
    It can also be very boring which
    brings on the undeniable benefit
    of forced thought far away from the mundane.

    The all embracing eye
    must possibly close soon.
    as gamble is becoming rather uncontrollable
    and too much of a challenge again,
    and I have an uncomfortable feeling about himher.

    The unreal world draws me again
    to its horrible responsibilities
    when my mind would rather idly wander
    and stroll on the beach and throw pebbles.
    A bit of a boy am I.
    And yes, there is a heavy secret
    writing for a man – the balance for me is man –
    who is quite possibly beyond the grave.
    or promotes himself as such.
    Some new people may not know that gamble
    is very much dead
    but still, strangely, sits very much in the real world.

    Flatcap and flatcapgamble his two sidekicks
    and two thirds of the terrible trilogy
    taunt me as I remain the main channel of thought,
    and they tirelessly muster their incomplete strengths
    to repress me

    A few baffling to some,
    and certainly incomplete thoughts.

    Considering news items
    the jillything has
    very much provoked my interest.

    She’ll be back sometime,
    possibly in the past,
    drawn in like a star
    by the black uncertainty
    of this hole,
    this liltte house of honours.

    #148394
    Avatar photolekha85
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    Gamble, have you ever thought of having your lines published? Or have I missed something and you’re a published writer already?
    x

    #148396
    Avatar photoJim JTS
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    Lekha, they are published, you’ll find all gambles work in any beano comic from yesteryear! :lol:

    seriously I don’t know how anyone can understand his rants. :?

    #148420
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    They are a thing of rare beauty.

    Hold them – and him – close, lest he run off again.

    gc

    Adoptive father of two. The patron saint of lower-grade fare. A gently critical friend of point-to-pointing. Kindness is a political act.

    #148490
    Avatar photoBurroughhill
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    Lekha, they are published, you’ll find all gambles work in any beano comic from yesteryear! :lol:

    seriously I don’t know how anyone can understand his rants. :?

    Me neither! They’re very clever I’m sure but he’s in a little mad world of his own I fancy ;-)

    #148492
    The real barney
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    Well articulated Gamble.

    #148504
    Avatar photosberry
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    is it just me, or has it got darker ?

    #148527
    Avatar photogamble
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    you’ll find all gambles work in any beano comic from yesteryear! :lol:

    I find gamble’s rumbustiosness
    almost impossible at times,
    but it is this almost untapped
    and ever searching spirit,
    hisher highly charged mercurial moods
    – the sort that would shake
    an old sailors boots
    beneath the Cape –
    that melds me so close to himher that
    I feel a real tangibility that borders on love
    – but there is a maggot !
    Inside that love, there is a distinct loathing,
    that borders on detestation.

    Although the eye
    has met a solitary voice on here
    he keeps himself well lashed up
    and sorted. This is the way to operate
    in a house if you want true mindfulness
    and freedom.
    Gamble has met one official
    but the the meeting which took
    place at the old Flutter offices
    and the pub over the road
    was a beautifully crafted
    masquerade – a smokescreen
    as three gambles, three personas, confused the issue.
    Mr Davies an old soldier on here knows the half of it.

    Well Jimilarkey you do me the honour of a visit
    and certainly being a small beano fan
    I cannot complain
    – but how the goathell do I make the pictures. ?

    Lekha no published word
    apart from the seven houses of disrepute
    and I assure you,
    once I am in there
    they smell and are disreputable :?

    The writting above
    is pitted with difficulty
    it could be prodded and picked at
    even pickled
    and put into shape
    but these boards
    lean to energy and mood
    and respected order and proper shape
    are of little
    particualrly to yo gamble
    who shouts at the top
    and from hisher hip.

    I don’t know really
    a lot of the writing
    surprises me
    and I reread with some wonder.

    The darkness is there
    there was a meeting – unfortunate
    and all for the purposes of art
    .It was hinted at in the racing section,
    and yes there is a taint of real evil
    which all should beware of.
    I do not come to this lightly
    there has been a thorough
    investigation and the balance
    suggests it.

    Thank you

    #148592
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    zzz

    :( I am back to make up for my ungraciousness.
    One of the hard parts of imparting written thoughts
    is the later dissolusionment with what is written
    and the regret.

    I would like to thank the kinder comments
    behind me
    Grays who parries himself so sharply
    and the real barney, a newish acquaintance.
    As for Hill we of course go back
    a long way, and I have of course
    heard the mad little world before.
    However this mad little world
    included a holiday we shared
    with expensive towels
    and boisterous kids
    and well off the marks
    – but strangley :twisted:
    or strangely, all was denied
    by the third crow of the cock,
    and well outdside the pool area
    as the mad little world
    sprung up on the horizon,
    worried itself, and blocked the sun

    This board still fascinates
    as it stutters a lot
    and although most of the oddballs
    have been carefully replaced
    by the star shaped,
    there is still irregualrity
    and some defiance
    and evidence of unfettered thought.
    Who would have thought
    that a howdee thread
    with a lot of chaff would
    have survived the long dry period ?

    Sberry as for the darkness
    I am held back to reveal all
    but may attempt a full disclosure
    at a later time.

    Who monitors
    the monitor’s monitor
    when the devil sleeps :?

    #148601
    Avatar photosberry
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    we’re all being monitored in one way or another, it’s not a bad thing

    #148605
    Avatar photogamble
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    The ever watchful eye
    is a necessity
    in an overpopulated world
    sberry.

    (who himself parries so sharply
    you see what I mean
    about regret grayson :wink: )

    The eyes in here
    are like soft grasses.
    A whisper in
    the meadow
    is to feel their lids.

    I have always been
    too kindly moderated.
    I tiptoe a lot
    its the new way
    to survive,
    Despite this
    there is a place for untramelled thought
    give thought thanks to the edit :?

    #148661
    Avatar photoAndrew Hughes
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    His posts are spontaneous and he is mining a rich seam. I wouldn’t say these are rants nor are they poems, but they are a welcome change of pace and style from the frenetic unpleasantness of pre-Cheltenham fever.

    #148665
    Avatar photoJim JTS
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    Are you feeling OK Andrew? :lol:

    I’m not a National Hunt fan but I can get my head around and understand the excitement and over excitement about Cheltenham with members posts on here but gambles are like throwing pots of alphabet spaghetti over a whiteboard.

    Still, at least he’s not harming anyone and probably won’t start smashing the place up with a sledgehammer! :lol:

    #148667
    Avatar photoAndrew Hughes
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    I had an unpleasant visit to the dentist today and she, despite sounding just like Sandi Toksvig, has unsettled me, so I am in a forgiving mood and though I think Gamble might secretly have a chuckle at some of the people who laud his literary abilities, I enjoy the fact that he writes with freedom and attempts to communicate in something other than straight lines. It makes a change from reading insults thinly disguised as opinions.

    #148669
    Avatar photoJim JTS
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    No probs Andrew,

    If I had the choice of a trip to the dentist or reading and trying to understand gambles rants then it would have to be more root canal treatment please! :D

    #148673
    Avatar photoAndrew Hughes
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    Root and canal are two perfectly pleasant words that should never be brought together.

    #148695
    Avatar photogamble
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    but gambles are like throwing pots of alphabet spaghetti over a whiteboard.

    Jimalarkey I cannot be too hard on you
    as you are one of the oldest members
    on here and still wearing your old truffle tie.
    I hanker for the past and in many senses
    you longshanks best represent it
    and dont we all love
    a musty old relic :wink:

    I would imagine Cormack has
    quite a job to edge by you in a passage
    with any hidden parcel of innovative restructure.
    Still I suppose the House of Jim
    very much like the monarchy
    is our last defence
    against the trots.

    I appreciate your spag hetti
    reference above, and one I have often used
    in the context of these boards
    possessing both colour and texture.
    Possibly I could learn from
    the playful child within you –
    if only you’d loosen your tie
    and let it out. :?

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