The Agnes Haddock System (just for fun)

[Dolus]

This is the Agnes Haddock method of selecting horses (also known as the coincidence system.)

12:50 Plum Bari Bay (Where I went for my holidays, is it in Wales?)

13:20 Plum Sumdancer (What I think I am after a few)

14:20 Plum Allterrain (What I use for the school run)

15:50 Plum Hazy Bay (Bari Bay after a few)

13:10 Leic Helieorbea (What the doc said I’d caught)

14:10 Leic Late For Class (The Allterrain got a puncture)

15:10 Leic Classic Chic (The way I dress, some say I’m just scruffy)

14:00 Wolv Micky’s Knock Off (You’ll find his van round the back of the shops next to the bins.)

14:30 Wolv Clincher (what I do when I can’t find a toilet)

15:00 Wolv Gap Princess (Another reason why I’m a clincher)

16:30 Wolv Squirtle (What happens when I clinch and still can’t find a toilet)

17:00 Wolv Tax Dodger (That’s not on the allterrain)

[Anonymous]

From what I’ve seen of systems, it’s as good as any!

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[Dolus]

It did produce a 16/1 winner (Classic Chic) out of 12 selections, and of course Agnes did win the Scoop 6 using it.

[anthonycutt]

I must have bet five times on a horse called Josaih Bartlett because it’s named after a character from my favourite tv programme.

And the one & only time I’ve bet on virtual racing was because there was a ‘horse’ called Horatio Caine (after the CSI Miami character) Won too!

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