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The best one that my Grandad used was, just as you were leaving he would say "may you be half hour in heaven before the devil knows your dead".
Another one that springs to mind was when the ice cream van came around the street, my Dad used to say "if you heard the bells ringing on the ice cream van, it means he has sold out"!No use saying..’eat you crusts and you’ll have curly hair’ in an age where most girls seem to use hair straighteners. My mum always used to say ‘I may be cabbage looking but I’m not green’. Lolly’s mate..was your Grandad Irish? It just sounds like Irish humour to me; something I can imagine one of my Irish chums saying……
Some from my chldhood:
Have you potatoes growing in your ears. (for not hearing properly)
Were you born in a barn (for leaving doors open)
Turn on/off the Big Light (see Peter Kay)
Eat or do x and it will put hairs on your chest
I had a habit in my teenage years to park myself in front of the TV when my parents were trying to watch it,hence my fathers saying ‘You make a better door than window!’
Darren – AngloGerman
________________________________________‘The Hungarian’s going hell for leather’ – Jim McGrath
"Clutching at forks" – something my sister said 5 or 6 years ago instead of "clutching at straws"
"if you can’t be nice at least have the decency to be vague" – someone off Gilmore Girls
If the wind changes you`ll stay like that(pulling faces)
don`t come running to me if you fall over and break your legs
and my personal fav is:
Stop crying or i`ll give you something to cry for!!!!!!!!
Dad. Can I have a bike???
Bike? I’ll give you bike!!!!
Never understood that one.
Moe. He was a vety proud Donegal man.
Don’t pick your nose you’ll lose weight
Thats how the crows pitch (when grabbing the top of a small childs head)
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