Sandown

[lollys mate]

Hi folks.

Now. I’m going to Sandown on the 28th March with a few chaps, and would like to invite some of you to meet up with me and, say, have a few drinks and chats.

Any takers?

[Neil Watson]

I can gurantee nobody will turn up.

Only reason being that Sandown do not race that day.

[lollys mate]

Correction.

Its 25th April…..

I should have known really. I’m washing my hair on the other day!

So. Again.

Any takers?

[rory]

Sounds like a jolly day out.

[lollys mate]

Yeah. You can come Rory.

I’ll be the one with the red rose on my lapel.

[Ken(West Derby)]

Sorry, Lolly, that’s my birthday and I’ll be in a deep state of depression.
Have a round on me though. Just tell them behind the bar to put it on Ken’s slate.
Cheers and Bottoms Up Old Chapette.

[Ugly Mare]

Correction.

Its 25th April…..

I should have known really. I’m washing my hair on the other day!

So. Again.

Any takers?

…where shall we meet?

[bbobbell]

Correction.

Its 25th April…..

I should have known really. I’m washing my hair on the other day!

So. Again.

Any takers?

Penshurst point to point that day I’m afraid and Horseheath on 28th March.

[graysonscolumn]

I’m not sure, and I’ll have to check, but I’m pretty sure I’ve got a more pressing engagement on that date which may involve a hammer, a nail, a piece of wood and my scrotbox.

gc

Jeremy Grayson. Son of immigrant. Adoptive father of two. Metadata librarian. Freelance point-to-point / horse racing writer, analyst and commentator wonk. Loves music, buses, cats, the BBC Micro, ale. Advocate of CBT, PACE and therapeutic parenting. Aspergers.

[bbobbell]

I’m not sure, and I’ll have to check, but I’m pretty sure I’ve got a more pressing engagement on that date which may involve a hammer, a nail, a piece of wood and my scrotbox.

gc

Roughly translated: you will be joining me at Penshurst then, will you?

[Ken(West Derby)]

Silly me, Grays. For a moment, not knowing what a scrotbox is, I thought you were planning on doing some serious self-harm to your nether regions.
What is a scrot-box please?

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