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The Harbin Ice Festival – haunting sounds
Notting Hill – whistles, steel , Gorillaz
Remembrance Sunday – complete and utter silence –
where did all the powers go
long time passinglet’s press the boundaries with a few memories
Behaviour Issues – lost their lives and some back as ghosts
gamble – daft as Anakin (Anikin was Daft vadar on Flutter board)
Ian Davies – the irrepressible
Fist – (hurdygurdyman)- singing songs of lurv for his baccy
and long time girlfiend Zarkava
Gerald – soap n water
Ken(WEST)derby – (conundrum) – different day different mood
T.A.P.K (kingfisher)- I’m too sexy for your site – just brill
Mr Wilson – ice dick n sunning it in the MaldivesHeads to heads
Kathy – a key player but beauty never saved the beast in her
Terminator – Ricky Gervais – the irrepressible copymaster
Pinza – whipped Mr Big and got wupped
(Mr Pilsen)- evidence of second menopause but very Moe missed
Winkleman – sad only a baby
– I’m just a babyyyy Walkaways in anger
Escorial – ferry cross the mersey
Pewter – the one finger salute
Jim JTS – playing for Rangers but p*ssed off most of the time
Grasshopper – long haired and nippy with his fag ends and where’s the swear box ?
Reet Hard – p*issed orf all the time
Gingertipster – A more diplomatic Joan of Arc – ‘n still burning
Billion – where’s Matron ?
Mr E – WHO turned the lights out ?Long absences and lost at sea
Zome – not enough girls and possibly lost to facebook’s mirror
Zoz – could build a brick wall but not enough action here
Zorro – pink gins at the Hong Kong Club – ties only
Turtle – got bored and floated back to his bungalow with garden
n deckchair
Meshaheer – sighted two miles offshore with a pen and notebook
Cybermum – splashing about with a bucket n spade and Nev
Daisy – Hello everyone I’m back – think I’ll try Bermuda
Tete Rouge – lying in a Newmarket cabbage patch waiting for Mr
Right and finding a spider
Sky – still dreaming of the peaches on the beaches
Salsabil – drinking down the dog in Dulwich village
Tooting – possibly still there milking suburbia with his wit
Dave Jay – met a terrible accident in his garden involving a
flying beef tomatoe.
Graysonscolumn – fed up with his success moved to pastures new
Rory – got a bit bored and not enough tottydeserters
Lolly – got plastered
Lollys Mates girl – Dad got plasteredMembers of the Twitterati sect
Glenn – left Gotham to fight real four letter crime
Arthur says – ” its the bat p Bat “Bad boys dont cry – bring on the clones
Too many to mention – mad madame Marz was the lone ranger !Officially retired
Paul Ostermeyer – flying low over Singapore in his VW
engined armchair
small rucksack full of jam spilling onto his
zoom lens !Jilly – possibly stuffing the pipe of her pipe n slippers man
holed up in a devon toffee cottage with manicured lawns
and her boot prints all over it and an upright hoover
sticking upside down in the middle of it LET’S HAVE IT FOR ‘EM
THE NEVER AND RARELY SEEN
NOT FORGETTING THE ONE
AND ONLY RAZEENMartyrs
Razeen – still trying to pay fines with a mighty can of gold for his bad boy’s out of date library books – like father like little een
Enjoyed that Gamble, bought back a few memories.
Mr Wilson’s snowcock making skills will take some beating.Blackbeard to conquer the World
It was rude
but a classic example
of how far Wilson would go
and strangely his melting phallus
is etched into the historical
patchwork of this siteThe three bad ees at one time
were Fist TAPK and Wilson
all neck and neck in
the Badness stakes
and all lost their necks Some of those truffle warriors
and ladies fit for a beauty pageant
may have been before your time Nath
I hope people will have
their own far better memories
of these characters than my
snapshot of them which did most
a serious misjustice.One liners can never capture
a character just give a whiff
or essence of them.Each of the stalwarts above
deserve a whole chapter and
verse and some possibly a book.
They are all extremely precious
to these pages and precious in their
own individualistic right.
God bless them all
the long the short
and the gored
Particular misjustices to
Tete Rouge, Billion and Mr E
I splashed a bit of paint and got
the wrong coloursFist also had a stint as Aristo or something like that 316 post in 5 months a bit slow that for fist.
http://www.theracingforum.co.uk/horse-racing-forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=52350
Fist has given up backing his own selections at present and is latching on to Rory who is currently top of the Sporting Life Naps table.
http://www.sportinglife.com/racing/naps-table
My memories of Rory on here were is avatar of Charlie Brown and signature of ‘handsome is as handsome does’
http://images.all-free-download.com/images/graphicmedium/charlie_brown_133848.jpg
If only Charlie had an Orange jumper on instead of a yellow one then he could of been the jockey of Canford Cliffs and Richard Hughes could of been a children’s TV character.
Gerald’s Racing-for-change lookilikely photo of the curly poop was a masterpiece which done well not to be deleted imo, not something Drone would want to look at whilst having black pudding for breakfast he might of spat his Yorkshire tea over the keyboard. Gerald must be the record holder on here for the most posts in one day, he could belt out at least 5 in a minute but the stats on the races etc were all quality to go with the quantity.
Blackbeard to conquer the World
Gamble
2 notable absentees ….
Zorros wife …who outed you in an epic thread…your selective memory is in overdrive
Maximillion ……no mention , prose king of Southwell ..much missed
Yes Aristo brings back memories
might that be Hamlet ? and
you are bringing back some
good stuff there NathanRickly you are quite right
The candlelight worker Max
was an omission but I have
no idea about Zorro’s wifeI suppose Pilsen might have
had a bit to say and Drone
takes interest in the history
but three or four people don’t fill
a cinema and we are down to the
bones gentlemen and cubone got out
when the going was good and he never
could master watching the flies
crawl up the walls and more
excitingly watching them crawl downI loved reading Ken’s pen work he had a sharp tongue and wasn’t afraid to use it. I found his mussing witty and humorous and although he was very close to the mark and at times over stepped it, I thought he was mis-understood by many who read too much into his postings and took them literally when in truth Ken was only having a giraffe. The problem Ken had like many who get their heads taken off is knowing when to stop and Ken didn’t know what stop meant and took it further with Conundrum.
Gamble a
real
villain missing would have been Armchair Jockey Previously known as Letsgetracing, Media Greko and Equitrack who volunteered to run the Cheltenham Festival competition the year The Young Fella won it and not only did the Armchair not delivery the promise of a prize which waz some up-to-date computer but didn’t even do the scoring for about a month or two after the event…………
Blackbeard to conquer the World
Ugly Mare had something in common with Ugly Ken
They were both keen on greyhounds
and she was last seen coming out of trap 2Prufrock is training ginger up on blog skill writing perhaps?
Eclipse First was a mystery disappearance which remains
unsolvedBlackbeard to conquer the World
Eclipse , is a very bad miss on this planet ….her posts were bordering on epic status …although she could be quirky , as an ex betting shop employee , her insights were just so on the money
I am guessing she took a view and decided this outpost was not for her ,which overall was a shame …I am guessing corm’s commercial view was not shared , but hey he has to try and keep it going , and although it has taken me a long time to come to terms with that , its a reality , he (corm ) deserves a lot of credit for keeping the outpost alive ….
Prufrock is a non poster for me ….the mathematics of horse racing is doing for racing what the same thing did for online poker….killing it stone dead ….all sports need colour and spice …maths dulls it to the point of extinction
Thanks to James W I stopped contributing to RUK , his monotone on times and maths just killed my mute button !!!
Ugly mare ….nuff said
Pilsen was a lot of things ,,,but you cannot slag off the forum that provides you with your entertainment and fun ,,,even if at times some of his prods were close to the bone
I guess he forgot he was just a small soldier in the great galaxy star wars that is TRF ….you just cannot be doing it
Lets hope he learns how to
march
better when he returns
after
serving his time …
Prufrock is a non poster for me ….the mathematics of horse racing is doing for racing what the same thing did for online poker….killing it stone dead ….all sports need colour and spice …maths dulls it to the point of extinction
Sorry Ricky, but I’ve got to comment there.
Online
poker in Europe is healthier than ever, with more active players and more big tournament guarantees being smashed than ever before. Look at the latest figures released by The Rational Group for some very positive reading.
The thing that mathematics killed was
TV Poker
. The latest series of The Premier League was missing all the great characters it used to have. Hellmuth, Devilfish, Negreanu, Tony G, Vicki Coren etc are certainly in the old-school of ‘feel’ players, but made for more entertainment than this year’s line-up of socially inept online maths geniuses.
I’m still looking forward to your list of scurrilous posters, gamble. Make sure Armchair Jockey takes a high ranking!
Sorry son , anyone with a bookies avitar …cannot be taken too seriously ….
How can you be advertising a bookie , do they pay you….do you work for them , if so say hello to another of Gamble’s missed VILLIANS
The Dark Knight
TDK ….now a big wheel in Barking ….he used to be a good poster once !!!
But you get my drift in any event
….grey kills , splash is good …. Young Fellah
thanks for message , shucks I cannot get it to reply ….I love it …been expecting a maill from Corm , still no show ….the mail function is just in a world of its own !!!
Hey no problem
fire away , Ive grown used to some good banter ,
ps you were right about the poker
cheers ….keep flamin
ps Corm if your reading this , I am desperate to send you fifty quid as promised…but dont know how to get it to ya
armchair jockey – thanks for the memory and point taken – yes had slipped my memory
Ugly Mare – has posted not that long ago I think. Much enjoyed her America thread with the big Ostermeyer modelling in walking boots.
the list
not huge expectation but it will be printed having scientific as well as historical interest.
– I am sidestepping Cormack for the moment as I have no time for
the inevitable follow up replies and it is still too dark in here – but will match views at a convenient lighter time.– TDK yes a drop out and a weighty poster at one time hmmm and not so dark !
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