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Once the tree thread eventually does die im sure Gamble will resurrect it one night in 2027 … With an irellevant ramble on brambles or gooseberries … It’s TRF law
It’s inevitable.
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"Hide all the seeds or any saplings. We must build a wall around the risk of that thread resurrection
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The way I look at it, all the time Sam The Tree Killer is posting on his thread at least he’s not killing yet more trees.
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You've got to accentuate the positive.
Eliminate the negative.
Latch on to the affirmative.
Don't mess with mister in between.As soon as the nominations are posted and the poll begins, “The Chezzabus,” the official campaign bus, will be setting off on tour.
It will be driven by Col Archaius Tory who believes the drink-drive laws are for those who weren’t privately educated and he has a crate of Mackeson, Hennessy Cognac and Black & White Whiskey under his driver’s seat as his constant companions on the TRF road.
Attempts will be made to run over all the other candidates – it’s going to be a nasty campaign.
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"Chezza talks about Chezza a lot, so wouldn’t it be nice if Chezza talked about others for once?
Here’s Chezza’s “Hatchet Job” on the other candidates.
Miss Woodford – The Colonel tells Chezza: “she’s very possibly not British and we can’t have a bloody foreigner winning it!” Enough said.
Sporting Sam – Tree Killer and, judging by THAT thread, even more clinically-insane than Chezza. Section – YES. Vote for – NO.
Richard88 – Far too fair minded and reasonable. What idiot nominated him? (You did, Chezza).
Nathan Hughes – It’s the dreadful Hughesey, ffs. Annoyingly cheerful git. Need Chezza say more?
Steeplechasing – OK, he invented the Scoop6 and is clearly a lovely bloke, but what’s he done since? Would be an irritatingly worthy winner and that alone is reason to vote Chezza instead.
Mr E – Never heard of him.
Refuse To Bend – That avatar, cowering in fear behind the sofa as I type.
Kris – Clearly doesn’t like Chezza so admittedly a good judge of character. And put up City Of Troy when he was a foal. But namesake couldn’t beat Tap On Wood when it mattered most, so it’s a big no thank you.
And finally….
apracing – Can’t even joke about Alan. I’ve been betting 40-odd years and I still learn stuff when I read Alan’s postings. And Alan is invariably polite and courteous too. Cannot fault him and he’d be a Classic winner of this tbh.
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"Has Professor Potts ever won this most coveted award?
If not, it’s overdue as he’s the goodest of good eggs, notwithstanding the occasional taking home of the formbook; and who can really blame him as there’s been a steady succession of fools not to be suffered gladly here on this broadest of churches
Soz Prof, in any other year you’d get my vote but Sam the Tree Planter and Suffolk Tourist Board volunteer has pipped you: horse racing is only a niche subject on this forum after all
It is not a fair contest.
Sporting Sam has all the Traverse Law and Free Energy.
Value Is EverythingThis isn’t going too effin well – Chezza might have to pretend Chezza thinks it becomes a handicap next year and Chezza is running for a mark (aka not off a yard).
Where’s the Colonel?
Chezza’s got a P45 with the Colonel’s name on it.
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"You were a racing certainty until Tessla got involved, Chezza.
Traverse Law rules
You can’t beat it.
Nobody can beat it.
Free energy opened up a gap on the rail for Sam to slip through.
It’s all to do with the numbers 3, 6 and 9.
It’s written in the Triangle.
The non runners gave their Free Energy to Sam.
When Sam gets most votes and becomes our new leader we will all need to worship the cult of Traverse Law.Value Is EverythingIt’s all to do with the numbers 3, 6 and 9. It’s written in the Triangle
Profound words Ginger, as the 3 6 9 (x y z) triangle doesn’t exist because x+y=z; that is, a straight line, or as geometers would have it ‘a degenerate triangle with zero area’
The Triangle Inequality Theorem states that x+y must be greater than z (x+y>z) e.g the 3 4 5 Triangle
So Tesla might have been a wizz with induction coils but obviously bunked off school during Trigonometry lessons
As for the Traverse Law, I think that was dreamt up over a filling meal of Jerusalem Artichokes after a long ramble on the mysterious Deben Peninsula
Chezza reckons the awful truth may be somewhat more prosaic – Chezza is loathed, not loved.
Worse still, possibly simply ignored!
Actually, that is too horrible to take in – Chezza’s fast coming to the idea of it being that Traverse Law thingy malarkey!
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"The Colonel has been sacked – might have been best to get him to return the campaign bus first as he seems to have nicked it – and Chezza’s campaign is already in ruins.
No disgrace in losing to Alan, there’s only so much you can do against a madman with a tree-felling axe, but being beaten by Hughesey (again!) is too awful to contemplate.
And still not even being sure of making the frame as Mr Scary Avatar is disputing fourth!
Chezza’s going to have to delve deep into “Chezza’s Christmas Bumper Book Of Dirty Tricks,” available in all good bookshops for £666, to turn this one around.
Still, it’s never over til it’s over!
Chezza’s not done with yet!
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"I notice that those who haven’t voted cannot see the vote, so I was surprised ID only had 2 votes when I voted just 5 minutes ago. I think people should now vote ID as he has very little chance of winning but if you give him hope he will be even more disappointed when losing. So please vote ID if you would like to see him squirm
Yes, make “two-vote Chezza” squirm with late votes that leave Chezza making up ground all too late from a hopeless position like Dancing Brave in The Derby in 1986.
#voteiandavies #anyonebuthughesey
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