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‘The would-be bomber was arrested by police in Pakistan and reportedly said he would carry out the attack “even if he found family members in the crowd”.
The jihadist said 72 virgins are “waiting for him in heaven” and there is no logic in marrying only one woman here….’
Well maybe no vigins at the Karachi racing club either but whatever eroticism there is to be found there – you should at least get home after the last race – or to sample the sublime – just jump on a plane to Goodwood.
This all begs the big big imponderable in life – quantity or quality.
Do you want a short flashy life full of sprinters or to wake up when you’re crusty with a long faced woman pointing a gun at your head shouting in your good ear
“GET UP IMMEDIATELY ! you’re going to miss your doctor’s appointment.” !!!
Looking at the four runner field we have three fillies and a colt in the parade ring for the best turned out of the meet. A chip buttey and a rice man – or woman, will obviously have different views.
1. The smart flashy looking sprinter OH SO SHARP. Certainly well formed and that’s my complaint with the NHS they don’t do enough ! Now this will all be over in a minute and you’ll probably find your toes curled up and your wallet empty by the sumptuous end of it
2. The long distance filly by the look of her and cleverly hiding her allure behind blinkers. MON FEMME and not unlike the Victorians leaving a lot to the imagination. This filly is attracting all eyes turning two sets of heads. The race will certainly be long -and well travelled !
3…The middle distance filly PERFECT CLARITY defies her name and Katy Perry’s Hot N Cold – ‘You change your mind like a girl changes her clothes’ best describes the obvious class displayed on the shapley supports before us. She doesn’t want to sprint she won’t go the distance – well she’s guarateed to spin a good yarn but is stuck in the middle and if you like a Push me Pull me – she’s the one for the best turned out.
4. The Colt has a nice nature and Looks more like BUSTED than BUSTINO. He could fetch your hog roast for you on a cold November day at Ascot !
A lot of racegoers would put number one two points ahead but the discerning paddock watcher will select the number two filly – the better walker with lot of its allure hidden.
I never was a discerning paddock watcher, sadly.
That said, you wouldn’t see me anywhere – let alone Liverpool or Newcastle – near any sort of paddock on a Saturday night.
Saturday nights are for studying advance race cards with a coffee and maybe a biscuit (maybe even two if it’s been a good day – I know how to live!)
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a tad unfair to Nathan is the News back there !The lovely Venitia prefers the company of women.
I told Deaf Jon this before
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Very funny, Nathan, I had to stifle my laughter for fear my sides would split.
Game on!
a tad unfair to Nathan is the News back there !
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