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April 23, 2004 at 14:16 #93014
Mannings is up your arm – the right answer :biggrin:
April 23, 2004 at 14:18 #93015Mr Zorro – it looks like you’ve got them by the short and curlies !
April 23, 2004 at 14:18 #93016I’m prepared to take him at face value.;)
April 23, 2004 at 14:19 #93017gamble – as an interesting alternative to a good slipper bath, you could join the group of turkish males who go to York Hall for some nosh…
;)
April 23, 2004 at 14:21 #93018Give him another star—another two stars—I say!
Right, when do we get to flush his head down the lavatory?
April 23, 2004 at 14:25 #93019:cool: Creepo moderator.<br>I want six stars. And I want them NOW.
April 23, 2004 at 14:37 #93020:biggrin: Creepo will be along shortly
<br>ps.. NV they are closing the hall next year for a revamp…might be worth waiting for the five star flipper cuisine. There is an excellent kebab joint on the Kings road – no grease
April 23, 2004 at 14:45 #93021Zorro,
can I recommend starting a silly conversation with yourself in the lounge as an excellent way of improving your situation viz a viz stars.
Or Word Association.
Stellar envy is a terrible thing…..
April 23, 2004 at 14:48 #93022Sorry Ian you slipped a post in without me seeing which is unusual.
Might you give Paul one further question about the interior of where he worked. You might possibly know his brand of cigarette, or something like that. After all he might be having good google at us. ;)
Well Paul, I am glad I didn’t diss your writing in any way, in fact you owe me I have read you for years :cool:
April 23, 2004 at 14:58 #93023Not really unsure Ian,<br> I couldn’t find Mannings on google<br> but a bookie would know them<br> I need to touch the wounds see<br>
April 23, 2004 at 15:15 #93024Quote: from gamble on 3:58 pm on April 23, 2004[br] I need to touch the wounds see
<br>This is in danger of getting out of hand.
"Is it really you Lord?"
Is Zorro The Racing Forum’s long prophesied saviour? surely not!
April 23, 2004 at 15:22 #93025An unfortunate selection of words<br> and thank you for restoring order Rory
I don’t think anything or anyone can save us<br> this is an island of chitter chattering jackanapes<br> we’re all doomed
April 23, 2004 at 15:39 #93026Oh dear is it that long<br> I and others have been marooned<br> at the mercy of  these tipsy tides of derision<br> Will Self will have me down as a gibberer<br> as I recall his haunting line
" Who the f*** needs to surf the web "
April 23, 2004 at 16:25 #93027Quote: from Zorro on 3:11 pm on April 23, 2004[br]Mannings.
Aberystwyth.
Mike Harris.<br>
<br>Dammit. And I was just getting to like being Paul Haigh.
April 23, 2004 at 16:36 #93028Turtle you will write much more easily on your back :)
Having skewered this stellar thread out of orbit<br> I will make amends and ground it back into<br> the swordman Zorro’s lap.
Paul Haigh, I do not know of anyone who has made such an unusual and novel entrance to this wobbly<br>place of opinions. Might I welcome you and later direct one question towards you that is of some interest to me.
You have received a warm welcome, in this place where people come and go. Ardross is your one detractor it seems, but a small and scattered windy village in the cold highlands might find little in common anyway with a man of seductivey slippery words from cosy cardigan bay. ÂÂÂ
My question is this and Ian touched on it earlier.<br> The wonders of the web has only touched your writing when the sun had set, the ink was dry, and we were all addicts.
Why exactly was that ? ÂÂÂ
April 23, 2004 at 19:27 #93029what a wonderful thread to read for the past 5 minutes
congratulations to all contributors……it has kept me amused and thoroughly entertained…long may you all continue……..
April 23, 2004 at 19:54 #93030Quote: from gamble on 5:36 pm on April 23, 2004[br] Turtle you will write much more easily on your back :)
Gamble. It works, it works! Five years of writer’s block over, just like that. Thanks to you I have finally  completed my master oeuvre ‘Socio economic background to the growth of pit-pony racing in Merthyr Tydfil 1850-1878′<br>Just one thing, I seem to be stuck. Could someone…please….. help… me ..up ?:o
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