Past the edge of reezan

[gamble]

Honouring the_mgt tonight
He died the other day
not this house another ‘n
so lucky to have his might
his name was Ray
fun ‘n sunshine he gave
puttin shivers down their spines
‘n no-one better in his time

….talking about Terry Rodgers
the famous Irish bookmakers

Oct 2002…

I knew TR. quite well, played in his poker tournaments in Dublin. One venue was underneath The Irish Bank in Rathmines. The crac was different class, and so were the chaps. Some of the nicknames were good, there was Famous Seamus, Paddy Suitcase and Mighty the Brain
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[Mr. Pilsen]

‘fun ‘n sunshine’ Not so sure about that. Anyway, he had a good innings. RIP

[gamble]

You should get out more

I’ll post a few clone jokes
then I’m off to bed
there’s not two eyes
in any head out there
watchin this dread.

Clone…" Did you see her at the party "

other clone… "I could never be sure "

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Clone… " What have you done with your real teeth "

other Clone…" I have had them taken out "

Clone… " What on earth for ?"

Clone…

" No I had more than four,
but nobody could see them,
I was always wearing others "

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Magistrate…" You realise you are accusing an eminent doctor "

Peeved…

" I do your honour, but underneath
his stethoscope he’s a clone and
and he’s damaged me ! "

Gasps mainly from the clones in the audience

Magistrate…" What exactly did he do to you ?"

Peeved…

" Well he gave me a pair
of hearing aids
ABOUT twenty years ago now,
and never told me
they needed batteries "

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[Mr. Pilsen]

Never mind all that **** WHO is IanDavies? Do you have any idea at all?

[gamble]

My dear friend Urkowiz
as he once called himself
in jest helped me crack
the case of the man
in the vest

Good of you to turn up
Mr Pilsen but there is
is no other soul to touch
like Bates motel shut up
the rain is there
the swamp is there
Bates is there
the chair is there
the windows there
her hair is there
but the mothers
NOT THERE

[Mr. Pilsen]

That’s reminded me of his betfair name- U.R.Wochuwyz? I liked him better under that moniker- strange.

[gamble]

He was only warming up
as U.R. Wochuwyz
that is a long time ago
and ten marks to you

Let’s leave the minnow Davies
Haul up you maties ‘n
go back eleven dark years
and grab us a whaley

JACK JACK
AKA
SALTY JACK….
he referred to me as Gable

Ns – Snuggling is the correct spelling – Sylvia was the arse. A friend
Gable, in your death throes at TRF Racing Daily asked you what Flatgamble was all about and as usual you went to great lengths to tell him.
You got the usual response of being a nutter especially from Jim.
Your reply to Jim was that on all the forums you were thought of as a nutter but not in real life by the people who know you.
Even an idiot would *know that face to face would not be the right place to tell someone that they were nuts
but on the net you can say anything.

Go on Gable tell everyone what the flatgable project is all about.

Shall we have a sing song Gable maybe NS can join in when he has finished his bovril crisps.

Gable you can be the singing detective -wasn’t he a sad bast**d.
NS you can be Gary Glitter
I’ll be Bruce Springsteen the boss.

Are you ready NS – right now after 3 —-1-2-3

We love to go a wandering along the mountain track
and as we go we all should sing – who is Saltyjack

Val *da ree – val da rah
Val da ree – val da rah ha ha ha ha ha

Now I am going to do something that really annoys you Gable IGNORE YOU
saltyjack is offline

[gamble]

Northern Sky speaks
of another Goliath
the man some called
unclean others
Mr Sheen we knew
him as Razeen

Salty ,
I feel I know you , you have chosing to join a new site yet felt the need to change your identity , I never felt that I had to , for me im proud of the name Northern Sky , it means *honesty
Yes the poll with Razeen was close , but I expected nothing less
To the members here myself an Razeen had a little fallout , he questioned my honesty on a certain thread ,
So I put it to a poll , myself vrs Razeen , the members vote who stays
This happened because myself and Razeen are the flip side of a coin , one posistive one negitive , we were always going to clash
I respect this man , more so than most members , he posts edge writing and regardless of the backlash will stand his corner ,and we had issues outstanding .
Whilst members were posting and voting myself and Razeen made a peace
Your flippent remark Salty is showing your lack of understanding of what the thread was about at all
It was never a poll , it was a way that two strong characters could make peace
Admin saw that , thats why they let it ride a little
Razeen would be an asset to this great site , and I for one would welcome it , although I will hardly ever agree with him
Salty , what other name do you use

[Mr. Pilsen]

You really should let go of your obsession with Salty Jack, Gamble.

http://www.pic4ever.com/images/snapoutofit.gif

For the sake of your sanity, forget him.

Goodnight

[gamble]

Jack goes snap..

‘This town aint big enough for both of us’
I think someone posted how childish it was and it WAS.
You thought that Raz would get a big neg but he didn’t.

Your immotive crap re Sylvia. Raz said what others thought and he had no need to apologise.
You may be over 20 but come across as a child.
Want to talk about Bovril crisps ?

[gamble]

Jack gives his age away
as grocer granpaw

as he sings…

Saltyjack Saltyjack
is it true your real name wont come back
Oh nooo noo

And Sky talks sense back…

You can percive gamble as a lunitic , but that will lead to a downfall , noone I have met on a forum is as astute and intelligent in their writing as this man

Anyway , if you all dont mind Im in the middle of an argument
Saltyprat ,
how proud are your parents of you ? Have you been this great disapointment to them that I think you surely are
Is this why you are secretive and feel at ease hiding in dark closets , in your one little world
You must be amazingly gratful for the invention of a computer , so you can live the life of the man you wish to be , but in reality you are weak and smallminded
Im 90% certain of who you are , as soon as I find out for sure you will recieve a good old fashioned kicking from NSky , enjoy your disguise , its not going to last for long

I myself am sitting here LAUGHING at YOU , hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Gasp !hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[gamble]

Jack must be sixty
or dammit
Bruce Springsteen
the Boss early 70’s
and grocer Jack
late sixties yeah ’67

but tonight
we forget all about
clones and rowdies
to remember Ray
his occasional clouds
his eternal sunshine
Rest In Peace

[gamble]

It is not only Satyjack
but Tor Mentor
Arzen and the rather
badly connected IanDavies

that will all be featuring
in next Saturdays Dallas
be bigger than who shot JR

[gamble]

well not quite
no viewers see

[IanDavies]

For the sake of gamble’s "sanity?"

I am "The Horse Racing Punter" on Facebook
https://mobile.twitter.com/Ian_Davies_
https://www.facebook.com/ThePointtoPointNHandFlatracingpunter/
It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"

[Mr. Pilsen]

It is not only Satyjack
but Tor Mentor
Arzen and the rather
badly connected IanDavies

that will all be featuring
in next Saturdays Dallas
be bigger than who shot JR

Just a quick word about Tor Mentor. He (me, of course) was never meant to be a Tormentor, as I think the boss thought, and quickly banned him. Anyone heard of Letterboxing? It’s not rude like dogging It’s what some do as a hobby on Dartmoor and its Tors. One such group of these are called the Tor Mentors- hence the name.

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[Mr. Pilsen]

For the sake of gamble’s "sanity?"

Gamble is not insane. Don’t be so rude.

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