Very funny Rummy. We had one of those radiograms as well back in the 60s and complete with 78rpm records. Can’t recall ever playing them though, just listened to the wireless. We, like a lot back then, also had a piano but nobody could play it.
This little plot has amused me greatly. I wasn’t 100% sure, so I made one comment more intimate to see if the worms would come crawling out of their holes