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July 5, 2021 at 21:25 #1549360
You have lost me on that Cheekily but I am as thick as two planks tonight. Should the ‘may’ not be replaced by a ‘ would’ ie conditional.
I will reconvene my thoughts when I am in better shape tomorrow.
July 5, 2021 at 22:11 #1549365AnonymousInactive- Total Posts 2553
From what I remember of the forum change of hands:
Davies offered some money to Debbie (don’t know how much) to have his name above the door, it would have helped him to get Big Green off the ground. Though I doubt it would have made any difference, in hindsight.
Debbie chose to gift it to Corm rather than take any money from Davies, who was roundly loathed at the time.
July 5, 2021 at 22:20 #1549368AnonymousInactive- Total Posts 2553
Some might say that Davies is still roundly loathed by those who are a good judge of character.
All I would say is that being friendly to him for a while is one of my regrets in life.
July 5, 2021 at 22:41 #1549372“Thanks chief you have
been hot yourself.
But for me no alcohol
Quite quite amazing !!!”Harold: “Don’t you worry about your liver?”
Jeff: “No, we’re just good friends.”
Seemingly harmless banter, but Harold killed him a couple of minutes later.
Maybe you should make a point of writing alcohol free at least once a week, gamble – any change in style might keep everyone guessing.
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"July 6, 2021 at 11:21 #1549391..”Doc You know I’m a dick ?”
Doc.. “Yes I’m a doc (looking through notes) and I know you are a dick…it says so in your medical notes..”
“Well doc those steroids you prescribed were the wrong pills – you put me on a truth drug and I’ve been through hell, and I wanna know why you made such a terrible mistake ?
Doc…” That would be a ecumenical matter ”
“What’s it got to do with the church ?”
Doc…” It’s got everything to do with the church. Since I recently converted to Jesus, I have been thinking too much about Him and mixing things up – I can’t concentrate so easily on the worldly – Look let’s take advantage of a poor situation – just pop yourself on the couch and when I say a word say the first word and thoughts that come into your head and we’ll see what makes you tick.”
…A minute later
…” MOUSE ”
….My house its in the middle of my street
Truffle Towers is it’s name – so sweet !Doc..” I’d rather you didn’t sing ”
… TOY..
…” I’m just a poor boy nobody loves me
Me’s just a poor boy from a poor family
Save me this life of verbosity
Easy puns Ho Ho Ho
Will you let me grow
DISSMILLA
No ! We will not let him grow
(Let him grow)
No We will not let him grow
(Let him grow)
No we will not let him grow
(Let him grow)
BEELZEBUBDoctor..” Jesus wept ! ”
Receptionist..Knock knock knock ..
” Everything all right in there”?
Doc..” Alrighty Wendy – I gave the wrong drugs that’s all.”
“Now sit up for a minute. It appears to me you were a man trapped in a boy’s body possibly living with parents who stunted your development and you need your childhood back. I can prescribe something for that – now is there anything else ?
Yes – “there’s this guy called Sniffa been following and watching me and he’s trying to take over my dick patch.”
Doc…” These truth pills can have strange side effects ”
” On the level Doc but I sort of resolved it but not really ”
Doc…”Tell me more but I do have one more gentleman to see.”
Well I thought a bit clever – if you can’t beat them join them, so I did that – I’ve adopted him – all official, he’s waiting outside to see you.
Doc… How old is he ?
” He’s a real youngun only in his sixties.”
Doc..” That is young today surely – does he need psychiatrical ?
” He’s got a sore *rse and yes his heads f*ucked up like mine.
Doc…”How did he hurt his bottom ?”
” I thrashed the living daylights out of him last night and sent him to bed without his supper ”
Doc…” Why did he deserve that ?”
“She’s at it again watching me the dick.”
Doc…” Why did you say she ?
”” I always wanted a girl !”
July 6, 2021 at 11:28 #1549394July 6, 2021 at 17:45 #1549450Genius, tormented (or even Tor Mented) genius perhaps, but genius nonetheless.
“A little bit more than a hot dog – know what I mean?”
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"July 7, 2021 at 11:20 #1549570I am the eggman !
Mac you have matured over time like a fine wine. I have sharpened – a mature cheese to tickle you down.
Your short interjection in this thread may be bang on the money and I am not one to challenge your virtue or honour, and whether there was a side bet all those years ago, is of no interest to the majority, but I juggled it all during the wine loving nations match last night, and a few things struck me as a little odd and seemed to offer a different reality.
The wolf on the tennis pitch and the new bearded Messiah Ferdinand who believes the three lions are in a class of one take precedence for the moment, and I wish you fun with the watching.
July 9, 2021 at 21:39 #1550007There wasn’t anything odd at all Gamble. LRM wanted to leave the forum in the hands of someone she trusted and although we really only knew each other from the TRF poker nights she thought I would look after it and that was her only ‘price’. We keep in touch from time to time and she is OK. It would have been Daylight’s 48th birthday today.
The forum has afforded me some opportunities in racing over the years which have more than outweighed the work involved in administering the forum, work I mostly enjoy. I often think of DL in those moments and hope he somehow shares them.
Of course, mistakes aplenty, over-enthusiastic and a bit rash and hasty on the ejector in the early days. The biggest disappointment for me remains losing the support on the forum of Jim and Grass along the way (although myself and GH remain on good terms and keep in touch a little bit). Jim’s passing was sad news when it arrived, we met a few times and got on well but his vision for the forum was different than mine (as was GH’s) and they were probably more right than me in hindsight.
Of course, I rely on Matron and VTC for helping with moderating and on Nathan and all the other enthusiasts and competition runners.
And we are still here 15 years on – traffic still much the same despite twitter, instagram and facebook. New members still joining up, and old ones resurfacing!
And you, and I, and many others, staying the course.
That, I think, is what LRM was hoping for.July 9, 2021 at 22:08 #1550014AnonymousInactive- Total Posts 2553
I was correct then, nice to know and no surprise here.
July 9, 2021 at 23:37 #1550033Debbie chose to gift it to Corm rather than take any money from Davies, who was roundly loathed at the time.
I never did understand why Ian Davies was banned, liked his posts but obviously there must have been something happening in the background that I was unaware of.
I do remember asking the question at the time but was never given a satisfactory answer.I've stumbled on the side of twelve misty mountains
I've walked and I crawled on six crooked highwaysJuly 9, 2021 at 23:51 #1550037AnonymousInactive- Total Posts 2553
I think it’s because he’s a narcissist.
July 10, 2021 at 02:17 #1550050As I said, I never did get a satisfactory answer.
I’ll just keep on wandering lonely as a cloud.I've stumbled on the side of twelve misty mountains
I've walked and I crawled on six crooked highwaysJuly 10, 2021 at 09:40 #1550079Damnation to all sheep and lamb haters and the mean spirited mint sauce brigade – love and happiness to all friendsheep 🐑.
I ate 2 x Cheapskates (fish) and cheaps (£16) at a Weatherspoon establishment last night with 2 free pints ( the lady loves milk tray but drank the extra half for its value) after soaking up a day of sunshine and latte. I made up for the expense by sleeping on bare boards with a cushion and a £6 sleeping bag where the zip let me down. The lady was on heavenly down. Discharged three brown envelopes yesterday £200, £20, and £40 the last was not accepted with a look of shock. The first was to a very old man in poor health who I had only known for half an hour, such is the variety of my life.
I know the exact reason for the man of greens demise ( whisper it later ) No battery charger with me ( currently 30% )
A good post Mac, highly interesting and very much what we have come to expect from yourself, but yes, the contrition box effect added greatly to its impact and value. Expect a wooly reply from me with friendly horns and lions teeth attached in due course. 🐑 🦔
July 10, 2021 at 09:40 #1550080🐑
July 10, 2021 at 10:49 #1550102“I know the exact reason for the man of greens demise (whisper it later).”
Ooh, good!
I’m rather curious to know myself, gamble.
Maybe it was because I once tried to pass off the Metamorphosis Of Narcissus by Salvador Dali as a selfie?
From the Tate Gallery, once to the west of me, to the Tate & Lyle factory once to the east, the answer possibly lies between the two.
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"July 10, 2021 at 14:09 #1550177 -
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