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    Avatar photoMatthew01
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    Eight weeks of which he’ll do four and £1250. Unbelievable.

    Anyone else would have got loads more than that :roll:

    #317520
    Avatar photoMr. Pilsen
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    FREEDOM! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9WSb5aXLfc

    Try to hang on in there, George. Only 4 weeks with all those men,and drugs easy to get.Will be awful for you :cry:

    #317521
    Avatar photoMatthew01
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    All those frustrated brutes! Xmas has come early for George :lol:

    #317592
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    Contrary to popular belief, he didn’t crash the car on account of any drug-induced state.

    Rather, he lost control of the car when trying to retrieve the chocolate bar he’d been eating whilst driving.

    That’s right. It was a Careless Wispa.

    (sorry.)

    gc

    Jeremy Grayson. Son of immigrant. Adoptive father of two. Metadata librarian. Freelance point-to-point / horse racing writer, analyst and commentator wonk. Loves music, buses, cats, the BBC Micro, ale. Advocate of CBT, PACE and therapeutic parenting. Aspergers.

    #317594
    Avatar photoMatthew01
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    Hahaha, apparantely his legal team are appealing against the sentence, hoping for a lengthier one.
    :lol:

    #317663
    Anonymous
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    You homophobic Matthew?

    #317665
    Avatar photoMatthew01
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    No, I know a couple of gay people, good laugh, nice fellas.

    Why :?:

    #317686
    crizzy
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    What do George Michael and the Chilean miners have in common?

    Both will be free after 8 weeks of heavy drilling… :D

    #317689
    Avatar photoMatthew01
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    :lol:

    #317690
    Avatar photoMr. Pilsen
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    http://i55.tinypic.com/2ch6ufn.jpg

    #317691
    Avatar photoMatthew01
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    They’d be a bit old for him mate :lol:

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    (Why do I feel like Milton Jones coming in either side of a Frankie Boyle onslaught….)

    Did you hear the story that George Michael nearly got a job as a topiarist for a Welsh racing trainer?

    The trainer had got in touch after inadvertently mishearing one of Wham’s lyrics as…

    Take me to the Hedge of Evan

    .

    (sorry.)

    gc

    Jeremy Grayson. Son of immigrant. Adoptive father of two. Metadata librarian. Freelance point-to-point / horse racing writer, analyst and commentator wonk. Loves music, buses, cats, the BBC Micro, ale. Advocate of CBT, PACE and therapeutic parenting. Aspergers.

    #317840
    Avatar photoMatthew01
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    :shock:
    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Bet he took plenty of lube in (sorry).

    #317841
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    :?: :?: :?:

    gc

    Jeremy Grayson. Son of immigrant. Adoptive father of two. Metadata librarian. Freelance point-to-point / horse racing writer, analyst and commentator wonk. Loves music, buses, cats, the BBC Micro, ale. Advocate of CBT, PACE and therapeutic parenting. Aspergers.

    #317845
    Avatar photoMatthew01
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    :?: :?: :?:

    gc

    I’m not gonna explain it mate.

    #317850
    wordfromthewise
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    Matthew mate seems a little bit obsessed with this story mate but he’s not homophobic mate ‘cos he’s got 2 ( yes 2) gay freinds ( not mates strangely) and they are a ‘good laugh’ mate.

    Still mate, lets show what lads we are mate by shoe-horning in every joke we can about what gay people do or don’t do when they’re in prison mate ‘cos we know what gay men are like don’t we mate.

    Unfortunately mate George Michael almost deserves such ridicule and stereotyping because according to most media reports he seems to have turned into a walking breathing seedy promiscuous gay parody of sexuality who helps keep the strictly not homophobic Matthew’s of the world mate in business mate.

    Thanks George mate and Cheers Matthew mate!

    I’m not gonna expalin it mate ( phanarr phanarr :wink:)

    #317857
    Avatar photoMatthew01
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    If you can’t handle a few people sharing a light joke, dont read the thread.

    Simple really Mr Misery, MATE.

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