Dinner party guests? What four people would you have?

[Purwell]

The Adams Family.

I've stumbled on the side of twelve misty mountains
I've walked and I crawled on six crooked highways

[Nathan Hughes]

Jurgen Klopp
Liz Truss
David Jason
Karl Pilkington

Blackbeard to conquer the World

[Gladiateur]

Rupert Murdoch
Donald Trump
Vladimir Putin
Boris Johnson

And a bottle of cyanide.

[IanDavies]

Can I order sushi for five, bill my guests in advance, then eat it all myself having told them the wrong address (gamble’s house) and a different day?

Chezza likes dinner, but he’s not big on parties or guests.

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[Purwell]

Gamble does not live in a house, he’s what is nowadays called a free spirit or New Age Traveller.

I've stumbled on the side of twelve misty mountains
I've walked and I crawled on six crooked highways

[IanDavies]

Sounds plausible, Purwell.

You have the best line in signatures btw, sir.

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[mrwjones]

Dickens,Miriam Margoyles,Les Dawson and Jeffrey Bernard.

[gamble]

Kim Jong-un 5′ 5″
Napoleon ….5′ 6″
Hitler……….5′ 7″
Stalin ………5′ 8″

…oh and Mao Tse Tung 5′ 11″ can serve the after dinner green tea from a great height.

[gamble]

I would have invited Putin…5′ 7″ but he’d rather understandably – dine on his own generals.

[Purwell]

Make him dine on his own genitals?

I've stumbled on the side of twelve misty mountains
I've walked and I crawled on six crooked highways

[gamble]

I’ll have another cut glass brandy on that and two Ferrero Rochet.

It was reading about Bundy that made me open up a large box of Ferreros. Putin is certainly in his subset but too pugilistic to invite to cheese biscuits.

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