Flutter goes Italian

[ricky lake]

Betfair and patsy power have bought big betting bod in Italy

From today new rules apply

All dutch betting barred

No bets accepted unless you use italian phrase

No betfair forum. Too many snitches

All telephone bets must contain the phrase Capiche😇

All winnings must be converted to booking in Italian takeaway

More news to follow

Ps. Gamble. Gt. diane avis and moe are barred. No dissenters allowed

Rummy is blacked out Maybe just blanked out

More news to follow🐏🐏🐏🐏🐏

[gamble]

Drawn like a moth to a flickering light.
I must go out and get some more sprouts.

[Red Rum 77]

Here’s my answer to that, Dick

You've got to accentuate the positive.
Eliminate the negative.
Latch on to the affirmative.
Don't mess with mister in between.

[ricky lake]

Another post could go west

[gamble]

Sir Richard dear departed King, before your untimely death in France, I King John, a proven greedy man myself, and a poor next King, as poor as yourself, would truly welcome another stab at your imposingly large battle frame. Shall we dip into the future and say Bosworth Field where your double descendent Dickie III buckled under and lost his dickie ducks, and say a joust @ 2pm on the double banger Sunday 1st ( World laughter day). Bring that big fat ugly matching b*tch of yours Berengaria if she’ll dare to ever set foot in Blighty to see you cut down to size. If you survive I’ll have a slice of Madeira for you to enjoy in comfortable exile with one dead Saladin who can be mummy – but you make the ☕

[gamble]

Come back Moe
jousting & jesting
It’s a sin I know
Just plop it in
the mental bin.

[gamble]

You’ve reappeared
Like magic !
Poor old dickie boy
can’t do that trick !

[Author]

Posts