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06/10/2007
14:50 Fontwell – Hurlers Cross – 3rd 4/1 – I was wrong – excellent!
October
1/3= 33%
0 LSP
Oh dear…. a winner…. that really cocked it up Boss, you were on a great run too…. not to worry, your still outstripping all the "pro" tipsters with these fantasmagorical "lays"….. nothing short of superb…..
MrE
15/10/2007
16:20 Wolverhampton – Sofinella – Lost
16:40 Lingfield – Wolf River – LostOctober
1/5= 20%
-3 LSP
25/10/2007
21:20 Wolverhampton – Bold Adventure – 1st 6/4
October
2/7= 28%
-2.5 LSP
26/10/2007
16:20 Ayr – Moheebb – L0st
21:20 Woverhampton – Boz – 1st 10/11October
3/9= 33%
-2.6 LSP
Hey Moses…. I’m utterly dumbstruck…… I cant ever remember my dumb ever being so struckted….. whats this little whisper that just reached me about Nurse Ratchet Jay…. AKA Dave the Plonk….. I have been reliably informed that he has received promotion to Moderator status…… from Nurse to Sister in one fell swoop….. as chief auditor of Ward 7’s financial affairs (well I am the baccy baron), I need to be informed of the quantity of KY jelly that it took to get this approved by the powers that be….. its no good you pleading innocent with me either by trying to get me to believe that it only cost 1 tube (Chocolate Taste)…. I just had a look in the pantry and notice there 5 tubes missing (and one of those strange shaped electrode thingies)….. I’ve gotta assume that you’ve taken one yourself for personal use, but has Sister Dave pinched the others to assist the easing in of his promotion….. if you’ll pardon the expression……
You must realise that you’ll never get that smile off his face now…….
MrE
Yes MrE,
dave jay, Grashopper & JTS have recently been appointed.
Cormack, does like a good "tube" every so often, so that is why we are bit low on stock. I will have go and raid the pharmacy later, as it does not look like Dave is going to replace the items he pinched to satisfy Cormack’s needs.
The Ward 7 staff these days MrE!
I will have to get the straight jackets out of the old tower to keep them under control – you know, the place where I caught you with your trousers down a few months ago.
Regards- Matron
Oh yeah, I have a vague recollection of receiving something unpleasant from you up the parapets…… ooooh Matron….. I did notice Cormy walking with a strange gait after "talking" with Sister Dave Jay in the common room…… he was struggling to walk upright……. HAHAHA….. perhaps thats what they call Jay Walking….. lolololol…… now thats funny……
MrE
Oh dear Matron….. it seems that your infamous running of this home for the mentally unstable has spread to the wider world outside….. I knew that it was gonna be impossible to keep it under wraps for very long, your lucky that you’ve got away with your antics for as long as you have……
I was perusing other sections of this forum as one does and I see your name cropped up in the TRF Poker thread under the heading of "Saturday Oct 27th"….. I was surprised at what I read…… mmmm…. I wonder who it is thats talking to the headmaster……
MrE
It is great to see you keeping them order down in the "Pokeher Section" – that is what some of them need – a strong electrical current to buck their ideas up.
I am glad you are doing well on the "card front".
Regards – Matron
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