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Father Chezza’s “Cliff Horse” Confessional Box And Free Counselling Service

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    Avatar photoIanDavies
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    Verily is it written in the Old Testament: “And he held aloft the tablets of stone and, in the sunlight, read the wisdom so enscribed upon them. ‘No horse shall passeth Quinault as he ascendeth the Holy Handicap towards three figures, for this tenacious beast is the Lion Of Judah taken equine form’.”

    See you on the Sabbath!

    Amen.

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    #1655390
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    Blue For You is running as well, in the opening race at York.

    I sense a cliff horse double coming on…

    #1655482
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    Luxurious business this cliff horse lark

    Charles Darwin to conquer the World

    #1655562
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    CAS is excused confession tomorrow on account of Blue For You bolting in.

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    #1655652
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    Everybody clap your hands in the Ayr
    And follow the music man!

    🎵I am the music man
    I come from down your way
    And I can play
    What can you play?
    I play cliff horse players🎵

    🎵..Cliff-horse-cliff-horse
    Cliff-horse-cliff
    Cliff-horse-cliff
    Cliff-horse-cliff
    Cliff-horse-cliff-horse
    Cliff-horse-cliff
    Cliff horse cliff horse cliff..🎵

    Oh… Music… Society
    Oh… Music… Society
    Oh… Music… Society

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    #1655694
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    Delighted with that had him at 11’s this morning lost
    but also 2 places, 3 places, 4 places, 5 places
    and 6 places 11/8 so collect on 5 bets of 11/8 upwards…. :yahoo:

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    Nathan is exempt from Evensong.

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    Forgive me father but another of my cliff horses, Baradar, runs tomorrow in the 3pm at Ascot. I have been unable to resist temptation (but I have also backed Biggles as well).

    I trust absolution is still available? Although I am hopeful he follows in the hoof prints of Perotto and Blue For You.

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    It could be a long Sunday morning….

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    CAS once again excused!

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    #1657137
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    But if you check the memes thread, you will see there was a sting in the tail.

    #1657142
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    Ah!

    I have to admire the honesty, tbf!

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    #1657431
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    Bless me Chezza, for I am backing Broome again tomorrow.

    And I’ve napped him in the competition.

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    Bless you, Sister Green, it could be a long four minutes on the Sussex Downs tomorrow!

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    Bonito Cavelo is running at Musselburgh at 7.50 …… I have , I feel dirty

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    Some might say that’s because you ARE dirty, HDLG, but Father Chezza couldn’t possibly comment.

    The Confessional Box will be open for business on Sunday morning.

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    Father Chezza would like to announce that tomorrow is Music Society morning.

    Again.

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