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July 5, 2023 at 16:56 #1654438
I see Perotto is entered in the big handicap on King George Day.
After losing on him in the Victoria Cup and the Royal Hunt Cup, I know I will be backing him once more.
Will I be granted absolution if he is beaten again?
July 5, 2023 at 17:23 #1654441Absolution will be granted, but Father Chezza will be shaking his head in an even more annoyingly patronising manner than usual as he gives it.
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"July 6, 2023 at 18:52 #1654530I might require absolution even earlier. Perotto is declared in the second race at Sandown on Saturday, installed as 13/2 favourite.
I have resisted up to now but I know I will be lured in.
July 6, 2023 at 19:07 #1654532Now 5lb below the mark off which it won the Britannia, but it’s already been below the Britannia mark its last two runs and has been beaten over five lengths both times, admittedly in competitive big fields.
Absolution will be available from 3pm onwards on Saturday afternoon!
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"July 7, 2023 at 05:11 #1654553Bonita cavalo ran again yesterday …. I resisted the bet but was in a cold sweat all afternoon at work in case he won …he went off 7/4 favourite but he could only finish 3rd …I’m cured … Praise the Father , im now a disciple and will follow in his footsteps ….most likely to the local Waitrose
July 7, 2023 at 06:44 #1654554Praise the Lord!
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"July 7, 2023 at 13:49 #1654572Please forgive me Father Chezza but I have backed Arecibo once more into the breach running in the 1.55 Sandown in 5 minutes.
Hollie Doyle is on board today and with only 6 runners surely he has a chance.
JacThings turn out best for those who make the best of how things turn out...July 7, 2023 at 14:11 #1654576That was the best I’ve seen him run for a long time finishing 3rd but getting much closer to Korker who is needing a bit of your divine intervention himself Father Chezza..beaten yet again into 2nd place.
I’ll say my 10 Hail Mary’s and 1 Glory Be…but guarantee I’ll be back for forgiveness next time he runs.. JacThings turn out best for those who make the best of how things turn out...July 7, 2023 at 14:59 #1654579“That was the best I’ve seen him run for a long time finishing 3rd”
“He got beat” – there, Father Chezza has fixed it for you, Sister Triptych.
Better make it 11 Hail Marys – this one could take some shaking off.
Amen.
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"July 7, 2023 at 18:03 #1654594Dreams shattered and reality has kicked in with just 3 words
‘He got beat’
Good job horses can’t read as Arecibo would be crying into his hay tonight.Hail Mary’s duly said but as a paid up member of the Arecibo Fan Club I can already feel myself slipping back into my old habit.
JacThings turn out best for those who make the best of how things turn out...July 7, 2023 at 20:56 #1654622Forgive me Father but 15/2, 4 places each way and a first time hood means I have been unable to resist Perotto.
July 7, 2023 at 21:08 #1654624Why is Father Chezza not surprised?
Good luck!
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"July 8, 2023 at 14:32 #1654738“Absolution will be available from 3pm onwards on Saturday afternoon!”
Not required. Hallelujah!
July 8, 2023 at 18:18 #1654786Father Chezza has a vacant slot tomorrow morning as CAS has cancelled.
It’s a miracle!
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"July 8, 2023 at 18:49 #1654792And it got even better. I also backed him in an each way double with Teumessias Fox. When the Fox decided to stay in his lair, the double became another single on the mighty Perotto.
I am twice blessed!
July 8, 2023 at 19:09 #1654797Hallelujah!
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It's the "Millwall FC" of Point broadcasts: "No One Likes Us - We Don't Care"July 13, 2023 at 19:35 #1655217Forgive me, Father. I thought Perotto might have purified me but I notice King’s Lynn, another of my cliff horses, is declared to run on Saturday. I doubt I will be able to resist temptation.
I have a horrid feeling that Mill Stream is going to turn into a cliff horse as well.
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