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  • #10743
    Kautostar1
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    Would any of the female (or male!) members here ever consider working as one if the price was right? Or even buy one? What do you think of people who sell themselves in such way?

    #218670
    PAULCS
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    Wouldn’t consider it myself but each to their own as you said and it doesn’t neccessarily have to include anything sleazy, could be as innocent as a day at the races, trip to the theatre, a business meet etc…

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    Avatar photoThe Ante-Post King
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    [quote="PAULCS" it doesn’t neccessarily have to include anything sleazy,

    How did you manage to type that without p*****g yourself!

    #218674
    Neil Watson
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    Id be an Escort for Nigella Lawson.

    Get plenty of money,some good sex i hope and in the morning a fantastic breakfast.

    Still their are worst ways of earning money and as long as your friend is safe and gets treated with respect and good manners then their is no harm in it.

    After all how many rich older men turn up at hotels each week with young attractive ladies who just so happen to be their nieces. yet they seem to have a different niece every week.

    #218675
    Bulwark
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    There is a bit of scam surrounding these escort agencies.

    I knew a fella in the air force who generally had his pick of the women, and being as he would tend to go through about 50-100 girlfriends (some of whom were exceptionally good looking) per annum, he thought to himself "I should really be charging for this". He paid a few hundred quid to an escort agency to get him work, and got nothing. Now IMO if he couldnt get work off them then no-one could IMO.

    I know another lad who has also been stung by the same sort of thing but he lost an eye down the local, and has a glass replacement so that may explain why he hasnt got work. But all in all I am very dubious of the whole thing.

    Personally I dont think I could really do the whole escort thing as find it all a bit too seedy and cringeworthy. Even lapdancing clubs make me uncomfortable on that basis, I dont like the idea of someone talking to me because they want me to pay them.

    I expect your firend is getting involved in a very dangerous way of life KS1 as I would imagine there are plenty of potentially dodgy people using such agencies (you have to ask what is the mental state of someone that will pay that sort of money for company), client vetting is minimal I would think, and some people are going to want a bit more than friendship eventually, especially if they are paying that sort of money. And I reckon if things turn sour they could turn very sour indeed.

    #218703
    crizzy
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    If my wife didn’t have a problem with it I would happily go to the theatre, for a meal or even watch Spurs if the price was right ( although the Spurs thing might be a problem :D )

    #218728
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    LOL, I joined one about 4 years ago but actually bottled it when they wanted me to provide my first service.

    I joined for the crack as a mate was doing it and earning a fair wedge. My job paid well but I’d not long become single and thought it would be quite fun.

    It’s amazing how many women don’t have time for relationships and want a professional to accompany them to events etc.

    The problem was he had gone the extra mile a couple of times for, on one occasion £500. Not my idea of fun at all so that was the end of Joey Lovehorn.

    Yep, Joey Lovehorn was my drunken created pseudonym :D

    Lee

    #218740
    Grasshopper
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    ……………..as you said and it doesn’t neccessarily have to include anything sleazy…

    It does if I’m paying. :mrgreen:

    #218747
    Avatar photosberry
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    Have you been to Lingfield KS1?

    The hotel will be finished soon and the new rooms overlook the finishing straight, which could be quite romantic in a very sleazy sort of way 8)

    (No need to feel guilty either, I’d be asking for it, if you know what I mean :wink: )

    #218881
    insomniac
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    Do you get paid by the hour or the inch ?

    #218977
    Avatar photoThe Ante-Post King
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    Actually no i don’t think i could do it as you obviously have to be a bit hard

    Kauto, i would imagine you most certainly would! No male Escort would last 5 mins without being so!

    #218990
    Kautostar1
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    Some very funny replies on here… I never realised there was as many male escorts about and by sounds of it they get paid more too than us women. How rude! ha.
    I’m impressed marble, how did you remember mikkymo being nice to me?? i’m terrible with memory and get loads of people on here confused but you remembered MikkyMo was nice to me, bless you!! Ha i feel loved… kind of.. in a strange ‘i need to get out more’ kind of way… ha

    #219001
    Bulwark
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    Photogenic

    :?: I either you or I must misunderstand the meaning of that word :lol:

    #219004
    Kautostar1
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    Ah thanks, I just seem to remember things, must be photogenic (in fact I am so no need to get checked for that).

    Who wouldn’t be nice to you Kirsty? Your a bonnie lass, come on if your ever popping up the road to the costa del sol of the North give me a call I will give you that night out your asking for, alright..? 8) :lol:

    Don’t bring the boyfriend mind. :lol:

    Heh heh flattery will get you everywhere :lol: Awwww bless you thanks!! Very kind of you. Where is this costa del sol of the north then? :lol: :D :D

    #219006
    Bulwark
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    Where is this costa del sol of the north then?

    Northallerton… :D

    #219040
    Neil Watson
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    Where is this costa del sol of the north then?

    Northallerton… :D

    No i think you will find its Hexham.

    #219051
    Kautostar1
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    I used to go to South Shields every other weekend as a kid. My grandparents had a caravan at Lizard Lane caravan site near Marsden rock. I loved it. Is the grotto place still going near there? Yeah must have a meet up, how many people on here have actually met? Great idea. Do you go to many race meetings up here? I’ll be going to Catterick next week so if anyone does see me do say hello :lol:

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