Clearing my overdraft using my £9.31 B365 balance in 57 bets

[billion]

Please be careful

BH

such loose talk will be noted by

Matron

and she will deliver unspeakable remedies said to cure all problems of the libido starting with Bromide in your tea.

Remain honest to Rules 1 & 2 and perhaps enjoy Rule 3 after all you are only young once.

Billy's Outback Shack

[Bachelors Hall]

Thank all that is good that I don’t drink tea then…

I mean caffeine. That stuff is poison.

[Bachelors Hall]

ATTEMPT II

Rather than start a new thread, I’ll just reuse this one. Concept is the same, use £9.31 to clear my overdraft. I will allow for a maximum of 14 attempts as that is the surplus of my overdraft should all go according to plan.

Taking heed of the lessons learned in my first attempt, I will ask two mandatory questions before making each selection. If I fail to answer these questions in the affirmative, I place no bet.

a) Am I sober? ✓
b) Am I on good terms with gf/not speaking to her at all? ✓

1. £9.31

Marin Čilić

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[billion]

I sure am rooting for you

BH

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1) Clear the debt

2) Make some more

3) Buy her a ring

Billy's Outback Shack

[Bachelors Hall]

Attempt III

a) Am I sober? ✓
b) Am I on good terms with gf/not speaking to her at all? ✓

1. £9.31

Caen +1

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[Bachelors Hall]

Well that was just sad.

Went a set and a break up and was serving for match. Never looked comfortable after the coach came on for his arm but still annoying watching your 1/1000 shot get gubbed.

Lesson… avoid rickety tennis players.

[billion]

Onwards & upwards

BH

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The great thing about these, they are just like Lotto you can always have another try.

Billy's Outback Shack

[Bachelors Hall]

Attempt III

a) Am I sober? ✓
b) Am I on good terms with gf/not speaking to her at all? ✓

1. £9.31

Caen +1

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[Bachelors Hall]

Attempt III

a) Am I sober? ✓
b) Am I on good terms with gf/not speaking to her at all? ✓

1. £9.31

Caen +1

v Auxerre 1/9

2. £10.35

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[Bachelors Hall]

Attempt III

a) Am I sober? Not for much longer but I’m still dry for now✓
b) Am I on good terms with gf/not speaking to her at all? ✓

1. £9.31

Caen +1

v Auxerre 1/9

2. £10.35

Borussia Dortmund

(2-1) v Mainz 1/9

3. £11.50

Chelsea

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[Bachelors Hall]

Why didn’t anybody tell me that life would be hard?

[homersimpson]

Whatever you do don’t start putting Liverpool to win the PL into the equation, as I want them to do it

[billion]

Sunderland was the coupon buster of the weekend and must have made the bookies mi££ions

Billy's Outback Shack

[Bachelors Hall]

Sunderland was the coupon buster of the weekend and must have made the bookies mi££ions

The bookies are mere brokers. The real enemy are those punters who use guile, effort, extreme cogitation and tremendous patience to grind out consistent long term profits at my expense.

Whatever you do don’t start putting Liverpool to win the PL into the equation, as I want them to do it

Thank you for noticing that I really am stinking at this. Attempt one saw my best results so far (equivalent of backing a 4/6 winner) and Attempts 2 and 3 saw some frankly impressive gubbing. As for Liverpoo, you’re in luck. For one, Liverpool for the PL is too long term for me to consider them for this exercise. For another, as Man City have fallen by the wayside, Liverpool would be my second preference for the title and I too share your concern over my selection prowess.

Tonight, I will start with a double as two selections are in action simultaneously.

1. £9.31 DOUBLE

Rangers

v Ayr 2/11
2. £^.^^

Athletico Madrid +1

v Chelsea 1/6

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[Bachelors Hall]

They’re currently 2-0 down but can’t see the Red Wings getting BTFO again at The Joe

1. £9.31 DOUBLE

Rangers

v Ayr 2/11
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Athletico Madrid +1

v Chelsea 1/6

3. £12.84

Detroit Red Wings

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[Bachelors Hall]

1. £9.31 DOUBLE

Rangers

v Ayr 2/11
2. £^.^^

Athletico Madrid +1

v Chelsea 1/6

3. £12.84

Detroit Red Wings

+3.5 (0-2) Boston Bruins 3/25

4. £14.39

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[Bachelors Hall]

Accidentally had caffeine
Couldn’t fall asleep
Tried my hand at the worst excuse for a sport on the planet

I’m about ready to pack it in.

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