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Every other day I get an email from the legendry systemite old billion.
He starts with ‘I’ve eaten a carrot’ or ‘lost 2lbs today’
In total he has lost about 15 stone since semi retiring(he will be back) from TRF and he still bloody weighs more than me.
Top weight ridden horse with condition jockey or not.
4.10 Chepstow
Kayf MossCharles Darwin to conquer the World
Not just the rabbit food, the old boy has been out gym-ming it.
MrE is his personal trainer ‘bend over and touch your toes bill’……
4.10 Fontwell
No Loose ChangeCharles Darwin to conquer the World
Cheers mate…
Just a bit of fun thread using Ladbrokes minimum 10p stake, don’t think I’ll get much back with todays heavyweight.Charles Darwin to conquer the World
The horse won.
Billion picked him up and carried him.
I haven’t checked what the return was but with the sp being 1/3 I wonder if they will round me up to 4p profit….Charles Darwin to conquer the World
Monday
4.40 Plumpton
Cresswell BreezeBillion’s lost so much weight a blow of breeze would knock him over.
Charles Darwin to conquer the World
Ow!!!!…. I thought my bloody ears were burning…. Billy the Skirt is OK touching his toes, I can’t even see mine (or my toes)…
And fancy saying that billion has a big boner…. how do you know???…
MrE
Hello MrE, you old goat…!!
Nice of you to pop your neck in. Hope all is well with you health wise, I seem to remember you having an attack of gout in your pocket rocket, I bet all the hookers and Matron loved it.I received an email from boner this morning, our Billion sends his love to one and all, something else about leotards and was happy with the news of Vtc’s nothing gained thread hitting a nice pay out.
Anyway how I know about his big boner you ask, well the weight loss left him with all this excess skin so Matron had the lot removed and added to his middle wicket.
Today’s selection won at 8/11 making it 2/2
no clear pick for Tuesday
Charles Darwin to conquer the World
Good afternoon Nathan…. I would like to inform you that I have NEVER had gout in my rocket, I can’t even remember if I have ever had any throbbing of that volume in that region…. well, not since my early twenties. I fumble slightly in my memory banks, but I seem to think that the problem was between you and Billy Boy, t’was a couple of years ago when Ward 7 was in it’s prime and you had severe pains around the back, I was listening at the door to Matrons office when you went to see him for a "consultation"… I heard him say that you had "bottom gout" and he used his "finger" to insert the cream…. I remember chuckling at the time because I could see quite plainly, that Matron had both hands on your shoulders at that time…. I thought something wasn’t quite right then, but I was ignorant of the ways of the world back in the day. After Matron had finished "soothing" your pained rear, I felt a great surge of sadness to see Matron crippled with such a swollen and deformed "finger", he must have been in a great deal of pain at that time because I can remember him soaking it in cold water to try and reduce the swelling…. oh, I did feel sorry for him, but he was a very brave man, even with that huge grotesque swelling, he could still find time to smile.
Perhaps being that you’ve missed playing with Bill has given you some memory relapses, but I’ll be on hand to put that right over the coming weeks, so don’t you worry…. and I’ll try to remember not to let the cat out of the bag about that menage with yourself, Bill and Matron…. my lips are sealed…. sshhhh, have I said too much already???….
MrE
You Should write a book MrE.
Fifty Shades of Filth…!!Besides you need your eyes tested as that wasn’t Matron you saw with his hands on my shoulders it was Matron’s twin sister wearing a strap on.
Officially there shouldn’t be a selection as there are three in one race at top weight at Wincanton but Bangor has a selection slightly lighter but as billion continues to shed the pounds I don’t see why I cant pick Bangor’s clear top weight who shares a nickname with dear old MrE.
4.25 Bangor
RascalCharles Darwin to conquer the World
Yes, will do that vtc.
Rascal won today making 3/3 plus a N/R
N/R
1st 1/3
1st 8/11
1st 11/8There’s joint tops at Taunton so a for a few pounds lighter I’ve gone in at Ludlow. With all that ‘botty’ talk from MrE and him now having more time on his hands to bash Matron’s it looks like the bot is a shrewd investment for him.
4.25 Ludlow
Shrewd InvestmentCharles Darwin to conquer the World
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