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has anybody had any threats from jeff
<br>Threats? Blimey.  Do tell, I’m all ears…
Mike
I think it was a spelling mistake – should have read "has anybody had any treats from Jeff" – apparently he’s out of Spam but his local cornershop had a good deal on Milky Bar Buttons and he now sends a complimentary packet with every letter.
I had some w@nker try this with me aswell: Daniel Sullivan his name was. Gave a month’s free trial. Not only was the silly b@st@rd bogus, but he was quite simply the worst tipster I’ve ever seen! Some of the tips he gave: 11/8 fav: unplaced. 4/6 fav: 3rd. 9/4 fav, nap of the century supposedly: won 8l!
Only kidding, it got f**ked.
I found the whole thing rather amusing. Incompetent conmen are possibly the funniest group of sorry sods on earth!
Mike, me and the Milky Bar Kid, that’s just a rumour. However, if you want to see me dressed as a cowboy you can go to http://www.fatdropoutsinuniform.com/mounty
I just can’t see you in a cowboy outfit Mounty.
Mind, you’ve worked for a few. :biggrin:
Mike<br>
Another cracking letter from big Jeff this morning…
2nd May 2007
Dear Sir
Firstly may I apologise (what for being born? Feel free) for giving you absolutely no notice whatsoever but as I write this letter at 10pm on Weds 2nd May, I have literally known about this racehorse for approximately 20 minutes (what’s taken you so long, were you having a dump?). It is therefore not possible to ring everyone, so this letter has been sent first class in the hope you receive it by Saturday morning at the latest.
As a valued former client (no I am not you effing tosser!), I have been waiting for something special coming up to get you back involved (no O level English certificate in Jeff’s filing cabinet, just letters from his ex-wife’s solicitor and the police). Something that would not only pay you back any recent losses you may have had (sounds like his going badly Jeff me old chum, can’t say I care), but would also pay for your next holiday in the coming weeks (I hear Baghdad’s nice at this time of year).
The person who rang me, who is very close to this horse (isn’t that sort of behaviour frowned upon?)….blah blah blah…to say he is bouncing is a mega understatement ("horse escapes equine sexual deviants in trampoline incident"). I have placed money for him for a number of years but I told him when he stayed with me in February (separate rooms I hope Jeffers) , I want three big hits over the next few months where I could take out over £100,000 for each one (****
me he’s a bloody drug dealer now!).THIS IS THE FIRST BIG ONE (perhaps he was taking a dump after all).
It goes on…
Strongest piece of info ever…runs bank holiday weekend…defeat is not even contemplated…you will be required to place £50 on this horse at the show requested and must send the winnings within 2 days (along with a four pack of Andrex and some naked horse photos).
Kind regards
Jeff Laughton
PMSL
Sorry, that should have read "return of the tosspot". Jeff’s not the only one who flunked his O level English.
Agreed N V – LOL @ Mike.
I got the same letter too. No idea where he got my details from. Bookmaker, Betfair, Timeform, Racing Post, The Racing Forum even :o <br>I just returned the letter to him. Hope the post office get lots of these returns and make the bu@@8r pay.
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