December 16, 2011 at 09:08 #20513
Our very own Billion has been nominated for poster of the year. I for one really enjoy Bill’s contributions to the systems. Lets get him crowned for Christmas. Vote Billion………….Member since March 2008December 16, 2011 at 19:33 #382888
You out of the stalls Bill with 3 votes on day 1, don’t stop now dear chap along way to go, go go go go go Billion…………Member since March 2008December 16, 2011 at 21:40 #382898gambleParticipant
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Nathanus you have vexed me greatly, I am so terribly vexed.
They whispered in dark corners and wrote late into the night
and conspired and conspired but the emperor Claudius knew
they were up to something. He knew they were busy little bees.
If Billion comes from behind he will have a box seat
in the stalls to view the spectacle of a slave’s
successful fight to become more powerful than the emperor himself.December 16, 2011 at 22:10 #382902
Our very own Billion has been nominated for poster of the year. I for one really enjoy Bill’s contributions to the systems. Lets get him crowned for Christmas. Vote Billion………….
I am a 107 year old punch bag in danger of being more powerful than the emperor.
Mrs B will be over the moon when I tell her.
I think perhaps my cross dressing days may be coming to an end and I should retire with as much grace as I can muster.
P.S. Is there any news of
? The blighter looks to be AWAOL!
Billy's Outback ShackDecember 16, 2011 at 23:22 #382905
Lets hope darrell is back in time to vote…….
Vexed Gamble, I like it.
I view Billion as a dog in this competition, an underdog yes but also a cross dresser, no, that’s not right. I mean a cross breed of half sheepdog and half rottweiler, first he will round up the opposition and then he’ll eat um……….!!!Member since March 2008December 17, 2011 at 09:51 #382934
You are all "Bonkers" and lets be honest Ward 7 is just the place for you guys.
Billy's Outback ShackDecember 18, 2011 at 23:12 #383203
Matron can you reverse the sedation for members of ward 7 and send them down the polling station, please……..Member since March 2008December 18, 2011 at 23:47 #383207
I’ve gotta say that I’ve never seen one person talk so much…. I’m all for voting for Billion as "Poster of the Ear"….. my ears have never been so posted….. great one Nathan and I can think of no other person as worthy…. who’s this bloody upstart "Gamble" anyway….. yes, I have read Gambles posts with great admiration and a few chuckles thrown in to boot, his command of the English language is second to none and his humorous asides are unbeatable…. but, he is not a regular in this here asylum and I doubt that Gamble would ever suffer the same afflictions as this bunch of losers down in Ward 7…. if ever there was an argument in favour of euthanasia, it would surely be relevant down here with these insane persons…. they are all crackers, the bloody lot of ’em, that includes the "bossman" Matron… they’re looking for something that doesn’t purport to exist… a way to beat the book…. no wonder they’ve been certified….
Because Gamble is currently qualified as sane, means that the door is open for the more prominent of the loopy and let’s be honest guys, there nobody that’s more loopy than Billion….. Nathan is right… for the sake of your own sanity (perhaps that should read sanitary), vote for BILLION….. sorry Gamble….
VOTE 4 BILLION…..
MrEDecember 19, 2011 at 00:01 #383209
OK Billy you old tart, my vote is in and on you….. hold your head up mate and don’t let Ward 7 down….. you already know what Matron’s got ready for you if you lose…… NO, NO…. you can’t lose on purpose just because you know what the punishment is…. I agree with you that Matron has got something special for you and we also know what the "something special" is…. it’s only an accolade mate, accept it with good grace….. what Matron is offering is only a small thing, believe me, I’ve got the T-shirt, they say that small is beautiful, but that is not the case when referring to Matron….. what that means is "small is really small"…. go for the "Poster of the Ear"…..
C’mon you apologies for punters…. if you want to make money, you need Bill’s help, so get your votes onto Billion…. way to go you dingbat……
MrEDecember 19, 2011 at 12:20 #383240
That’s the spirit MrE, fantastic post. We’ve got a chance, only a small chance a bit like Matrons ‘special something’ but with a chance we have hope. Ward 7, the down underdog Bill is holding his own joint top so far with 8 votes, poll ends early Friday, we must push on relentless. Bill we need you to bribe the lazy ones in ward 7 to vote for you with promises of a go on your big red boomerang…….Member since March 2008December 19, 2011 at 12:37 #383244MatronParticipant
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Billion – he better win or he knows that Christmas will be very painful otherwise.
Of, course I have to remain impartial.
December 19, 2011 at 13:23 #383254
is always painful
but we come through it year after year.
Now then Chaps, please contain yourselves and let us not get carried away with all this festive talk of winning.
In the very best of British way, it is the taking part that is important and whatever the outcome I do think
deserves my gratitude for running a superb campaign whilst knowing I want to run away with Lady Hughes.
Let us all raise a glass of scrumpy in true festive spirit to
Billy's Outback ShackDecember 20, 2011 at 10:12 #383350
Listen to the quiet!
They have all had their Horlicks except MrE, he might have Horlicks but laced with the Grouse.
Billy's Outback ShackDecember 20, 2011 at 13:29 #383370elcarteroParticipant
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Peace at last
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This temporary cessation of sound is but a prelude of what is to be when the results are called on Friday….. I must admit to wetting myself in anticipation of our old mate Billy ‘Un actually being close enough to win it….. this quiet bit is mainly due to the fact that Matron has tied William to a chair and has wrapped Duct Tape round his gob….. that wasn’t to stop him talking though, that was because old Bill is prone to screaming fits upon having the "treatment" for his piles….. you just wait until the tape comes off….
VOTE 4 BILL, don’t let this opportunity slip through your fingers Ward 7…. there’s a chance that Matron might look upon us kindly if his favourite "girl" was to win…. and Bill does look quite fetching in that frock…..
MrEDecember 20, 2011 at 14:51 #383384MatronParticipant
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Especially the pink one.
December 20, 2011 at 16:45 #383402elcarteroParticipant
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I just knew it couldn’t last
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