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  • #16121
    fivelongdays
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    So, Farewell Then
    Matthew01
    ‘Dettori/Fallon/Moore/Hills/Hanagan/Murtagh (delete as applicable) is the greatest/worst (delete as applicable) jockey ever’
    That was your catchphrase
    Alas, your pocket has fallen silent
    After enlightening us with its witty banter.

    Twitter=@PGHenn

    So don't run, just like the others always do

    #315671
    Avatar photoNathan Hughes
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    Conundrum is too upset right now to comment but has asked me to pass on his tears. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

    Blackbeard to conquer the World

    #315675
    crizzy
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    where does he write he is gone? which thread?

    #315677
    Avatar photocormack15
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    UPDATE

    In a first ever case of it’s kind I’ve rescinded Matthew’s ban having reviewed the evidence. While Matthew has stretched me to the point of exasperation he was subjected (not for the first time) to some very unfair and targetted personal attacks from another member (themselves now teetering on the edge) which I hadn’t spotted earlier. While Matthew’s outburst would normally warrant a ban I’ve taken the view that the mitigation was significantly weighty.

    I feel it only fair, in light of that, to give Matthew one more chance should he wish to stay with us.

    (I’d be no good on one of those BHA tribunals would I – they’d all be getting off scot-free)

    #315683
    Avatar photoMatthew01
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    My thread was totally out of character so I apologise to anyone it may of offended, thank you David for realising what that goes on though.

    M

    #315685
    crizzy
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    which thread matthew? i enjoy your posts,well most :D i would like to read your rant :D i had a good rant at work today and nearly got fired :shock: was yours as ood as mine?

    #315687
    Avatar photoMatthew01
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    which thread matthew? i enjoy your posts,well most :D i would like to read your rant :D i had a good rant at work today and nearly got fired :shock: was yours as ood as mine?

    Haha. No i got upset by someone having a go at me’ for enjoying a few winners at the races ‘it’s a rare thing’ and i had a go back. Racing is about passionate and enjoyment, without that you might aswell have a day at the library.

    #315708
    Avatar photograysonscolumn
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    Racing is about passionate and enjoyment, without that you might as well have a day at the library.

    Tsk. Tsk. For the record, I’m a chartered librarian of 12 years’ standing, and I’m so passionate I positively

    throb

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    gc

    Adoptive father of two. The patron saint of lower-grade fare. A gently critical friend of point-to-pointing. Kindness is a political act.

    #315724
    conundrum
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    …and there was me thinking peace and harmony had been restored to the forum this week.

    B….cks! I missed all the action. Though, on second thoughts perhaps my absence from the fray saved my bacon.

    I’m certain there will be further opportunities in the not too distant future. But perhaps I’m getting old and the fight has left me.

    I now find my relationship with Matthew is a bit like arthrititis…I’ve just got to grin and bear it…part of life’s trials and tribulations.

    When the jumps season gets properly under way we’ll probably see a bunch of new apprentice jockeys riding.

    Every one of them with ambitions to achieve the highest accolade in racing….a place on Matthew’s Roll of Honour.

    K

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    Avatar photoMatthew01
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    I can’t wait for the NH season , winter is my favourite time of year, the thought of going to Cheltenham’s December meeting, really gets me’ going.

    #315727
    Avatar photoDrone
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    My thread was totally out of character so I apologise to anyone it may of offended,

    The borough of Epsom and Ewell has some fine hostelries, many of which I staggered round following Golden Fleece’s ’82 Derby. Hope you too enjoyed the postprandial crawl old boy

    Keyboard, like coitus, is best delayed until the morning after

    What three things does drink especially promote?
    …nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir it provokes, and unprovokes;

    it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance


    :)

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    Avatar photoPompete
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    I’m a chartered librarian of 12 years’ standing, and I’m so passionate I positively

    throb

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    gc

    :?

    #316373
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    I’m a chartered librarian of 12 years’ standing, and I’m so passionate I positively

    throb

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    gc

    :?

    Actually, I’ve just sent Mr. Grayson a video that I’m sure will make him throb even more positively than usual!

    (Don’t worry – it’s just last Sundays Quakenbrueck Lake Race!!).

    #316390
    Anonymous
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    Racing is about passionate and enjoyment, without that you might aswell have a day at the library.

    I second

    graysonscolumn

    ‘s utter horror at this statement. A time there was, self-unemployed and hence unable to afford a day at the races, when a day at the library gave me the opportunity to lose myself in such classics as Roger Mortimer’s peerless tome

    A History of the Derby Stakes

    , honing my own style and improving my knowledge at one and the same fount.

    Passion and enjoyment in abundance, I assure you. You should read it: you’d discover that there is nothing new under the sun in our own Racing’s day and age.

    P.S. I’m now incredibly successful and possess my own copy of the book. Thanks to libraries everywhere: they are the touchstone of civilisation.

    #316392
    Avatar photoMatthew01
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    That’s fair enough, each to their own.

    #316398
    Avatar photoDrone
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    Thanks to libraries everywhere: they are the touchstone of civilisation.

    Hear, hear

    Libraries, art galleries, museums: the great Victorian legacy

    …sation or …zation Pinza? :)

    #316410
    Avatar photograysonscolumn
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    Actually, I’ve just sent Mr. Grayson a video that I’m sure will make him throb even more positively than usual!

    (Don’t worry – it’s just last Sundays Quakenbrueck Lake Race!!).

    Received with very grateful thanks, Darren – splendid footage! Slightly easier test than the lakes at Hamburg and Bad Harzburg, isn’t it, with the water not coming up to the horses’ chins, but no less intriguing for that.

    Something of a Cartmel vibe about the meeting, I thought, in as much as they hardly ever race at Quakenbrueck and both the quality of racing and facilities is a few rungs down the ladder, but the place routinely packs in 13,500 or thereabouts notwithstanding.

    One day I’ll finally get me to a small German meeting.

    One

    day…

    gc

    Adoptive father of two. The patron saint of lower-grade fare. A gently critical friend of point-to-pointing. Kindness is a political act.

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